Recent content by Espionage Caterpillar

I dream in fluent crazy. Usually full colour, I can't remember ever having a black and white dream. You could try Googling Psychology/Dreams for Psychology articles, but it's all contraversial, because little of it can be proved. What is certain is that most people dream. Some people dream in...

I talk to the television too. All those rhetorical questions! With no one to answer them! That's why I am here. I also collect cushions. People may think that's odd now, but when all their furniture falls apart and the floor is the only place to sit, I shall have all the world's cushions in my...

I'm getting a horrible feeling that this sort of thinking could lead to The Biggest Loser: The RPG..

I don't expect to ever finish Final Fantasy X. I can't do the Bevelle Cloister of Trials properly.. well, at all. I've been getting my boyfriend to do it for me, but even between the both of us, we can't finish it properly with the destruction sphere..

CloudKiller, it's a shame more people don't have that epiphany.

Yeah, I think the "Oh Sh*t" moment for skiing is simply "Sh*t. This really isn't as easy as everyone makes it look." Ski bunny? No thank you.

Recently, I had the epiphany that if I follow through with everything I want to do in my life, I'm going to end up broke, over qualified and possibly be bitten by a vicious camel.

I spend ages trying to make stunningly attractive female characters.. who I often give one, actrociously weird feature, because let's face it, no one's allowed to be perfect on my watch. I love playing with the chin and eyebrow slider on Oblivion. Fun stuff. Hate the female hairstyles, though.

Cheers Labyrinth. I've had that one too.

This month was the first time I tried skiing. I was on my way back to the lodge where I was staying, pushed off and began to ski down the small but steep hill. Right about where I'm supposed to stop I find my legs won't obey and after narrowly missing several rocks I finally find myself lying on...

-How to tell if you're old: you assume that when someone says they're having fun with Mary Jane you assume first off they mean a girl, or second that they were reading spiderman comics- - Yep, I had the same problem. An extra complication for me, I think there's a type of shoe called a Mary...

It's to do with the frontal lobes in the brain. Fist thing we did in Psychology class was look at the brain and its functions. The frontal lobes control forward planning, decision making - higher order thinking. Basically, in adolescents, it's not fully developed and so we tend to do stupid...

Lol. Someone wise once said "it's not the size of your equipment but what you do with it". I don't know who that was, so maybe it was me... Nevertheless, if said equipment is attached to an asshole, it doesn't matter what size it is because sensible women won't spend any time on it, excuse the pun.

Here's a female perspective: If game developers want to create games where the heroines have abnormally large breasts then that's fine by me. I love to laugh at the fact if women with similar sized breasts tried game-type maneouvres in reality the result would be a couple of large, black eyes...

1. I work in a supermarket and I just can't get that some parents buy a carton of cigarettes a week, but refuse to buy their kids a lolly. 2. Girls who wear those top/dresses which cover the ass, but barely an inch more. Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't it called underwear for a reason? Sure...