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    Zero Punctuation: Too Human

    Good review if not picking a somewhat obvious target. On another note, is Yahtzee selling out a bit? The video now loads about 10 minutes worth of video 4 of which was his review and roughly 6 being advertisements. Guess that's expected in capitalist society.
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    Zero Punctuation: Webcomics

    Wait; what?
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    Zero Punctuation: Webcomics

    Amusing; although I can't help but feel Yahtzee is trying to create a Maddox persona by getting everyone to hate him. I only read CAD recently; found it quite amusing then he did that stupid miscarriage which as someone who just starting reading them found quite bizarre and redundant. The...
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    Zero Punctuation: Oblivion

    Ah I remember Oblivion; it was a game that i never re-played and I think Yahtzee nailed the whole immersion criteria. I think the biggest flaws were the never changing world, extremely easily exploitable magic system, 4 voice actors and just generaly badly written/constructed programming like...
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    Zero Punctuation: Grand Theft Auto IV

    Loved the review. Here are things I felt you didn't touch on which grind my gears (from an otherwise near perfect game) - Grand Theft Genocide: The fact that 2/3 of the way in every mission involves picking up X, killing 200 people to get to X, only to have it dissapear in a car which you...
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    Zero Punctuation: Mailbag Showdown

    I enjoyed it; although I can see behind your smoke and mirrors Yahtzee buying time for GTA4 (Probably wasn't as subtle as I thought it was actually). Although if your not careful your going to get caught in a circle with hate emails from this review and the next one e.t.c. Liked the Gamespot...
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    15 Things i learned from videogames (1985-95)

    - Almost all bosses in all games will follow the power of 3 rule. Meaning they either have 3 stages to their fight, 3 lives, or 3 moves. -Bosses are normally immortal, except for something in their enviroment which will convieniently beat them - It's bad for a terrorist to destroy a...
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    Games that have been ruined by their Fans

    I personally have a bad feeling about Team Fortress 2. The game is excellent however if you check their forums its filled with people screaming for nerf X, nerf Y as if they've come straight from WoW. Lets just hope valve are smarter than that.
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    The best plot twists in a game(spoilers)

    MGS2 when you found out pliskin was snake, I honestly didn't know since it was years since i played MGS and didn't pay that much attention to notice it was the same person.
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    Zero Punctuation: Devil May Cry 4

    Call me a fanboy or call it Yahtzee doing his job, but I like DMC4, points he makes are valid like the dam dice games *shudder*. However one thing I have to disagree is with him calling it short; in todays age where 4 levels of a fps is standard I'd say DMC4 is quite long. And there is...
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    Favorite game as a Child?

    Anyone remember Mech Warrior 2? Man that was epic
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    The most 'No fair!' moment in a video game?

    Anyone remember the Blonde Woman from Metal Gear Solid 2? Who was immortal? Try staying alive for 3 minutes with her on Europe Extreme Mode when all u can do is jump about.
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    The Three Faction and my problem with C&C 3.

    I don't a 3rd faction is the problem as Generals seemed to do it pretty well. It's the fact theirs no strategy in C&C 3. Every single multiplayer game consists of the following: Buy Powerplant + barracks Buy Warfactory Build Tank x20, send units in Thats it. They dont even bother to try...
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    Are cliffhanger endings the new fad?

    I have to agree it's beyond annoying. I recently bought Assassins Creed and the end just ruined the game, it's not like they gave you story, which will be continued, it was more like well you played half way through the story and haven't thrown it away, we'll make you wait and buy the sequel to...
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    Funniest Thing You've Heard In An Online Game?

    in barrens X: wheres eckyakee? Y: Use thottbot Z: thottbots cheating Y: How? Z: It's unfair for people who don't have the internet