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    Games you want made but are fairly sure won't be made

    I want a Star Wars grand strategy set during the rebellion. I'm talking Crusader Kings 2 style. The Empire would be like the HRE and the Rebels would be like a small duchy in Ireland, but balance it so the Rebels have a chance. Kind of an updated version of Star Wars Rebellion.
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    Battlelog....Anyone else?

    I just fired up the Test Range and everything seems to be working for me. I'm in North America by the way.
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    Gaming companies put on unearned pedestals

    It does bother me how much people tend to "white knight" for a gaming company. I don't expect every game I buy to be a 10/10, but if it is the big release from a AAA developer/publisher that's been hyped for 2+ years, my expectation are pretty high. Some of my favorite excuses are...
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    What's the oldest game you can still enjoy today?

    Fallout 2. I'm not saying it's my favorite RPG, but it's damn close. Game looks good still and I love the tactical combat. The quests feel more more meaningful than a lot of modern games.
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    That's not a plot hole!

    In Return of the Jedi a lot of people like to complain about the Empire fleet breaking off after the Death Star is destroyed despite greatly outnumbering the Rebels. The EU explanation is Battle Meditation(which is fine but not necessary). They fled because seeing the greatest weapon ever...
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    Why are people such dicks about repeat threads?

    haha. this x1000. I've been avoiding the gaming forum for this very reason.
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    I has sex questions (graphic description, read at own peril)

    My first time was like this. I think it lasted so long because I was nervous. I think once you are more comfortable with sex it will become more enjoyable. I also think having some feelings for the person you are with helps you enjoy it more.
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    Poll: Game stop, who hates it?

    Here's why I hate Gamestop: Me: "Do you have game X?" Gamestop Employee: "Did you preorder it?" Me: "No." Gamestop Employee: "Groan (rolls eyes) sigh... let me check." Gamestop employee returns moments later with the game I asked for. I have never, ever, walked into a Gamestop on...
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    WinTrek, have you played it?

    WinTrek was for Windows 3.11. If you google it you can find a free download. There is a XP compatible one. Man, this game is hard! I can't even beat it on the easiest setting! Anyone have any tips/tricks? A fun distraction if you are board with solitare! FYI, on the LRS, the three numbers...
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    Book of Eli.

    I liked the movie. I thought MovieBobs review was pretty weak, but that's just my opinion. The plot kept me interested. If you liked the game Fallout 3, then I think you will like this movie. I didn't find it overly preachy. I thought Denzel, Gary, and Mila all did a pretty good job. I...