Recent content by Ethereal.Frog

I blast it in half. I throw a faceroller at the next poster.

FLAMEZ! + The Escapist = Bans.

Go get laid. In case of running peanut butter joke...

Day 17: The bee's daughter is a *****. Makes me wonder why I ever agreed to this.

Day 13: Found a bottle of insulin, but it was actually full of bees. My god... Also, that moss? It was poisonous.

Strip club + M16A1 = Grand Theft Auto

I'd go for killing a Tarrasque. It'd make me the most badass dude ever!

I get seriously sick 1 or 2 times a year. I'll get moderately sick and shrug it off every now and then, but then doesn't count. One of my friends gets sick pretty much every other week. He complains, though one would think he'd be used to it by now.

Exit your basement and find the nearest library/bookshelf/item of sports equipment and burn it. In case of people on Battle.Net having no patience at all...

I light it on fire and laugh maniacally as I watch the flimsy paper burn to ashes. I throw a book on Communism at the next poster.

Would you kindly mutter this word under your breath for the next 30 minutes? (Hands victim a sheet of paper with "Hastur" written on it.)

I use a carefully constructed plan to infiltrate your sub, exterminating every member of the crew one at a time. I take the cake.

Extroversion.

Pokémon was pretty big in my circle of friends from 3-4 years back (I reached the ripe old age of 13 fairly recently), now I'm pursuing tricking, although that's just me. Only one of my friends knows anything about it currently.

Erroneous.