Recent content by Ethylene Glycol

OP, for your next poll, you should ask "is water wet?"

I can't wait! Though I don't remember what kind of game Soul Hackers was. Which SMT game was the SRPG?

A large part of the humor comes from the fact that they sell such a niche product--not fasteners in general, not even just wingnuts, but one single type of wingnut--and yet still market it. But if you don't get it, you don't get it.

Headdesk.

MUSIC: Fall Out Boy, Coldplay, Boston GAMES: Final Fantasy XII, My World My Way

It was...underwhelming. Granted, I listened to The Wall before I ever listened to Animals, so I'm probably not really evaluating it in context, but...it wasn't great. Is it really possible to look superficially at a philosophy that is itself irredeemably superficial? Except her books have...

Mmmm...I might. I thought I'd like Eraserhead, though, because a friend of mine said it was like Un Chien Andalou's two-hour brother...but I just couldn't sit past the first ten minutes. :T

David Lynch can put down the woodworking for a while and suck my balls. Eraserhead was just terrible. These aren't exactly considered "masterpieces", but...whoever wrote Napoleon Dynamite, Superbad, Juno, the 40-Year-Old Virgin, and whatever other crap I can't remember just needs to be drawn...

Oh! You're right, now that I think about it! Sorry. I hate power metal too, but for a completely different reason. Gonna go back and fix it now.

Hahaha, oh wow. Sorry for dredging up the same quote everyone else's already used to death by now, but Chuck Palahniuk said it best: You are not special. You are not a beautiful and unique snowflake. You are the same decaying organic matter as everyone else, and we are all part of the same...

I love how so many people act like catchy music is inherently bad. To those people, I say this: Take your math-rock and your black metal and your prog and whatever else you listen to just because nobody else can stand it, turn it sideways, and shove it up your ugly ass. I'll stick with songs...

James Joyce wasn't a genius, he was just trolling everybody. Ayn Rand was an autistic ***** who should've had her brains knocked out at birth. BioShock is overrated, pretentious garbage that abuses lens flare and blur more than every shitty artist on deviantART put together. Pink Floyd...

Fun math fact: Numbers are never clearly defined. Presumably because it's impossible to create a definition of them that isn't recursive.

Of course I do! Feels good man.