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    Zero Punctuation: Dragon Age II

    It was wierd that Mass Effect 1/2 didn't have a homosexual relationship option, I'm not gay but i did find it weird that you could actually have sex with aliens.
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    Extra Punctuation: BAFTAs Are Bollocks

    Mass Effect 2 was my favourite game of the year so I'm glad it won, I do believe it shouldn't have won a the story award because it's overall story was nonexistent, the ending of ME1: the reapers are coming we need to prepare the ending of ME2: the reapers are coming we need to prepare
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    Zero Punctuation: MindJack

    that's the difference between a reviewer and a critic and yahtzee is a critic it's his job to point out the bad parts. you don't yell at jeremy clarkson because you're not sure whether or not he likes the new lambo. NO you laugh at his metaphors. i've never bought a game because of other...
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    What if We Leveled Backwards?!

    usually tho enemies are supposed to level up aswell, In Final Fantasy 8 the monsters leveled up with you so certain enemies were always a challenge, even more so as enemies would get new attacks. If you can level up the enemy certainly must be able to my idea for the perfect MMORPG would...
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    Zero Punctuation: Dead Space 2

    (dyslexic so no petty spelling remarks) the pros of dead space 2 1) isaac now talks which makes sense as we are supposed to feel sorry for him 2)there is no stupidly big bosses to contend with like the hive mind, 3)that beginning scene where isaac sees nicole climb on the table i...
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    Zero Punctuation: Minecraft

    minecraft is basically design software which randomly decides to hit the undo button every once in a while
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    American Box Art Sucks

    As soon as I read Delphine software I thought "Yahtzee is this another flashback plug" amazingly I was right but more amazingly I missed the picture art until I finished the article, i must be the reincarnation of Tasman a joke probably only the australians will get or geography enthusiasts...