I have alot, too:
"Useless Wanker!"-Gaz, MW1
"50,000 people use to live here. Now it's a ghost town."-Captain MacMillian, MW1
This guy is fail:"Who's Soap?"-Worm, MW2
"Well he must be takin' the piss? We just worked our arses off to get to this LZ and now he's tellin us we have to go all the...