Recent content by Evan Snow-Wolf

Barack Obama has a nice smile.

That female characters never have large muscles, no matter how much superstrength they are supposed to have. That Twilight Vampires are DEAD, yet evidently have functioning sperm. The way people think any character Sam Jackson plays is AUTOMATICALLY awesome, even if the character does...

Chocolate Marshmallow. Which evidently doesn't exist in Northern California. *sigh*

AC/DC, Eagles, and Fleetwood Mac Dishonorable mention to Sublime, which I hope gets gratefully forgotten in the delete bin of life next to Mohogany Rush.

Now that you mention it, it really was not needed for two characters that were 90% identical.

Have you considered Pirates! Online as a possible MMO?

Not to get too off topic, but you shouldn't read a thread about spoilers and then whine something got spoiled for you. For me it was probably the Final Fantasy 7 one, and I've never even played that game for more than two hours.

Probably the Grenade/Pause Trick from Blaster Master.

Maybe not in terms of dumb AI but.... HEY! HEY! LISTEN! HEY! LISTEN! HEY! HEY! HEY! LISTEN! HEY!

Any of the God-Beasts from Secret of Mana 2... especially the God-Beast of Darkness. The FAQ walkthroughs made them out to the be coming of the Anti-Christ and beat them all with no one in my party knowing any spells and using only a handful of item.

I can't believe all this talk I am hearing about "paying for an MMO". Is 15 dollars a month for an MMO, like World of Warcraft... really this huge game breaking thing? Is the launch of this game really going to be millions of wallets screaming out in terror, only to be suddenly silenced?

They've begun slowly releasing the spoilers for the playable characters in the long awaited Marvel VS Capcom 3 game. So the question is... who do you want back? Or do you want in that hasn't been in the series yet? My vote goes for Jon Talbain, one of the Darkstalkers that didn't make the...

The Immortal, for the NES. Walk in the room, DIE from trap. Reload. Walk in the room, dodge the trap, DIE from arrow. Reload. Walk in the room, dodge the arroe, DIE from goblin. Reload. Walk in the room, ready for goblin, DIE from trap you forgot about. Reload...

George W. Bush Because no man in history has been blamed for more things than Dubya. Seriously. He's like the cornerstone of all finger pointing. You could play a modified game of the Six Degrees Of Kevin Bacon, using Bush and blame, and make any connection in 6 moves or less.

Clearly we should all riot and tear down all Wal-Marts so that the government can ration every aspect of our lives out, right? PLEASE. Wal-Mart is a business. You can't have ecnomonies without them. The only real sin Wal-Mart ever really made was being successful. And we can't have success...