Recent content by EvilYoshi

Yeah, the black dude always dies first.

Hello Escapist forum, I'm a long-time consumer of Escapist media (literally and ... the other one...)but first time forum-er. Sorry, I'm usually more articulate; I don't know if there is a word to describe someone who posts on fourms. It's not blogger is it? Regardless, I created this...

The only movie I saw this year was 'The Fighter,' and I wish that Melissa Leo would win over that Amy Adams. I thought Melissa Leo did a much better job as the ruthless mother than Amy did as the hot, headstrong, and kinda formulaic girl-friend. Amy had almost no important scenes, all she did...

Hey this episode of Shamus Plays was great! Significantly more funny than last weeks one and is really showing how Norman is becoming a more bitter and frustrated person. Gobstab, I feel, is becoming more benevolent and is showing some faint signs of guardianship towards Norman.

Wow, I laughed hard. I love the WoW absurdities "flavor text spiked with stupidity" lol. Man, is it just me or is being good really is a suckers game; that demon has been makin' all sorts of sense lately.

I say screw the gore and make another giant monster rampage knockoff. Or play prototype again. There are actually plenty of gratuitious violence games on the market, I don't see how Yahtzee's idea is any different from other fully realized games that boast much more than realistic...

VERY FUNNY

Not. Funny.

I didn't get that one. Is it funny?

This was a thumping good read. Too bad it was only two pages. Why, if you were to churn out several more articles delving into history with a financial/video-game twist I would read it. ...you could make a new segment out of it or something.

Tito, you gave this game a disgustingly good review. [paraphrase]"...the shitty frame-rate on the Wii made the action sequences blurry and that actually enhanced the experience because had I been able to see what was going on, I would have surely been disappointed..."[paraphrase] Although...

I think shaky-cam has it's purpose and genuinely added to the experience in Kane & Lynch. Also, Yahtzee, you comments in the end can be construed as offensive. You know, if pressed for an explanation, you will probably just shake off any responsibility for your remarks as a bad joke. You may...

what the fuck? This is the daily drop. I'm ashamed to be in the demographic that this is marketed to. I swear, porn has more nutritional value than this crap.

Hey MovieBob, Where the Fuck is my GameOverthinker!

Oh snap, (...without checking if what Cousin IT said is true) Movie Bob just got his literary ass handed to him. Hell yeah I'll go see that Social Network movie. That guy from Zombieland is in it, plus Bob Chipman made me kind of a sucker and a patron of the nerd genre films. Which works out...