Recent content by eypyeash

"My best friend likes this, while my other best friend likes another thing." You can't have two best friends. That would imply the gold, silver, and bronze medals at the Olympics are equal. They aren't. Easy. If you really have three great friend who you feel totally equal about, and no one is...

You young'n's have no idea what kind of crap we were spoon-fed back in the day. In Castlevania II: Simon's Quest, you very seriously place a clove of garlic on the ground and have Death wander into it. He does not fire off scythes or anything crazy, he does not switch forms and suddenly come...

Making it "quite far" isn't worth anything unless your degree was something you could create a portfolio for (like an fine arts based-major). And you won't get the extra money you coulda gotten for having a degree. If you think this sort of class was unfair and treated you like crap, you're...

Not even a page through this list and I'm noticing a dangerous trend. Believe it or not, some of these things you're familiar with... well, others aren't. Things like Soup du Jour and Goombas are not school curriculum, it's pop culture. I'm not going to berate people for not knowing Flavor Flav...

Army guy. It's an alright gig. They cover my expenses better than I ever thought they would (the recruiters throw a sheet of paper in front of you, and it didn't look like great money, but if you're paying for health care, it's amazing what NOT having to pay for it will do for your check every...

Negative. That would fall under federally regulated healthcare, by the way. And if you know what you're doing, you never need to go to the gym regardless. It's just another "cool place" to waste your time a money when you could be off running laps around your block, doing a few pushups during...

A few on here were interesting, but I figured I'd put my own personal trainwreck on display. Sorry about the length. I have never been ditched before (except once when a girl claimed she did, except I said the magic words "it's over" before three hours of her arguing it, so I give her a...

A lot of these games were good - I think there were only two I hadn't heard of. Another World's sequel, Heart of the Alien, was good. There was a third, too, I believe, but I may just be thinking of Flashback and it's 3d redux. Blackthorne was another of those awkward Prince-of-Persia-esque 2d...

If you have the blade twisted away from you, as it should be, you're using your hips' natural energy... which is used in every martial art to deliver finishing blows. The blade is angled out as it travels too. You don't pull it towards you, just move side-to-side, and if you must, tug a little...