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This is an interesting dichotomy. I'm not much of a comics guy. I like the movies. I enjoy the banter of my friends "inside" the comics world. But I've never read a comic book beyond Watchmen (look, when something shows up on enough "Best Literature" lists, you shut up, sit down, stow your...

Okay, this might be crazy, but I have an idea that would: 1. Reduce the number of scalpers. 2. Provide a safe, consumer friendly method of getting into conventions late. 3. Make more money for the convention. Create a "buy back booth" at the Con. Somewhere near the front counter, have...

SO MUCH WIN! Congratulations, Gav, you made me want the game so bad I can taste it. I've been replaying the sequel recently, so it really hit on the open nerves. Keep up the rocking. I always love your filk stuff the best.

So brooding. Much fatalism. Wow. Very epic. Wow. Seriously rocking work here, Gavin. I was just thinking yesterday, "It has been far too long since the last MoS." Never stop, dude.

You mean when they tried to remake Watchmen? Yeah, I can see how that would be really good, but I liked it better in the 80s. :P

You're welcome! See also: AK-47 versus M16 5.56x45 vs 7.62 NATO 1911A1, Gift from God or Triumph of Mankind? Any time someone mentions the words "Desert Eagle" or, worse, "Deagle". (There will be tears of blood) Putting plastic furniture on guns designed for wood furniture. Tacticool...

To explain: Shotguns usually fire "shells" (or "slugs"), not "bullets". A "clip" is a device used to hold ammunition together to aid in feeding the weapon. A "magazine" is similar, but contains a feeding mechanism (such as a spring-loaded follower) to feed the weapon. Clip means this...

As a gun enthusiast, this made me laugh.

Another great hit, Gavin! I was always a fan, but it seems you've gotten more consistently excellent since your hiatus. Keep it up!

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Nice work, Gavin. I loves how the song shifted about, turning into different songs, about different perspectives, trying to answer the "what is Bioshock:Infinite" question, and the different song traditions employed; the C-A-G-E joke was brilliant; the final product was awesome. Swing and a...

... and that is a crime beyond our comprehension.

Death Star -------> Alderaan. *pew*

ITT: Mass Effect 3's ending blew donkey dongs. That is all. (Wait? Is trolling in a thread about trolling considered satire, or expected behavior? /mindblown)

Awesome! I haven't seen a Candlejack reference in