I was playing Oblivion, when I saw two bandits talking in a dungeon.
Bandit 1: Heard any news from the other provinces?
Bandit 2: Nothing I'd like to talk about.
Bandit 1: I ran into a mudcrab the other day, horrid creatures.
Bandit 2: I know what you mean.
Bandit 1: *arrowed to death*...
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