Recent content by Fenchurch

It's the child's personal choice, IMO. You want to be a porn star? I think you should get an education first, but sure, go for it, be careful, I won't watch your movies, remember to eat your vegetables. Oi, what? How so?

I was just waiting for this review to happen. It finally did! Wasn't as amusing as I'd hoped, though.

"Hi, I'm X. You seem nice. Would you like go out sometime?" If not, sellene's suggestion was excellent.

Never. I'm wobbly. Also, I don't know how to play poker.

Shaving sounds so... inefficient. It's not like there's A LOT of hairs. Plucking also more or less avoids weird eyebrow-stubbles... Complaining about the pain makes you a wuss, not plucking your eyebrows. :P

Oi, a countryman! But yeah. This is what I want to do. Upon further research, I found that you do not have to be a citizen, just to have lived in the country five years or more. Happycat is happy.

Millitary training is nice because you get all kinds of survival skillz. Killing other people? Not really my cup of tea. I considered joining the army for the education and useful knowledge, but I don't have citizenship of the country I live in, so it's out of the question.

Do you mean nude nudity sexual nudity?

Look up the comic "Sexy Losers" on Wikipedia. That's what popularised the use of the word.

Fap is a verb. And technically, it's only correct to use it about males. The female equivalent would be schlick. Fap sounds nicer, though.

Well, ingame nudity tends to be of the 'naughty' kind. While I don't mind, say, the occasional topless woman on the beach or whatever, nudity IRL of the same kind as the one typically in games would bother me. A lot. Sadly, this is true. But if there's Watchmen game (is there one? I pulled the...

Reading misspelled words hurts my eyes a little. It's like when you see something strange, you go 'oh, hey, that's not how it's supposed to be!'. It's not something you can turn off.

Actually, as an ESL student, I found it ridiculously hard to find any material that teaches how to use a comma. I may not be looking in the right places, but for now I have to rely on 'what sounds right'. Which is a lousy way to learn grammar, in my opinion. /rather pointless fact

ILPPendant, you're awesome. Age isn't an excuse. If you know that you have a hard time expressing yourself coherently, you should be wiser than to post carelessly on the Internet, a text-based medium. You'd be aware that it was something you were not very good at and try harder. Besides...

If I may specify your last sentence: in the QWERTY-keyboard arrangement, often used letters are placed far away from each other. That way, the machine wouldn't jam even if you typed fast. Also: "For years, popular writers have accused Sholes of deliberately arranging his keyboard to slow...