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    Cosplay For Kitties? Check Out This Medieval Armor For Cats and Mice

    They would feel like badasses
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    X-Men 92 Could Revive Classic Cartoon in Comic Form

    The artwork on the front of the comic looks really nice, and I like the idea of revitalizing the old cartoon which I watched the shit out of when I was a kid, but . . . why not just remake the cartoon with the really nice artwork instead of making a comic out of it? So, they're making a comic...
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    Constantine Fails To Light That Cigarette

    I really don't think this reviewer is giving this show a fair shake. Especially when I see the more optimistic attitude the Escapist is giving to shows like Gotham and Arrow, which to me come off as absolute garbage, but have more familiar subject-matter. Though there are a few problems with...
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    Movie Defense Force: Death to Smoochy - A Delicious Dark Comedy

    I didn't like it at first, but I think I was just disappointed that Smoochy was a good guy. I always thought it would be a more interesting movie if both Smoochie and Randolph were crooks, and there was no love-interest tie-in, which was the weakest part of the film.
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    Don't Watch Dis-Topia, Watch Dat-Topia

    Is liking Equilibrium an internet joke that I'm not in on? Seriously, Gun Kata is one of the dumbest ideas I've ever heard of. It was even more dumb to watch. I don't remember face-palming more often watching any movie ever.
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    Escape to the Movies: The Giver - Don't Bother Giving This Movie Your Time

    Bob did an especially poor job editing the sound file today. Work on your rhythm! Gotta do more retakes, too, man
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    Weird Al, Wil Wheaton, and More Narrate Dungeons & Dragons Stories

    I'm a professional voice-actor, and I get most of my work through audio books. I have listened to Felicia Day's chapter and started listening to Ice-T's, and I have to say, they're both doing really well. Felicia Day especially. She puts a lot of really legit expression into her narration. You...
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    The Big Picture: Turtle Power - The Older, Better TMNT Movie

    Bob, you are definitely wrong this time. THIS, is the best rendition of TMNT: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJspVE355Do
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    Bitcoin Loses Half its Value After Chinese Crackdown

    Government is the only real threat to the value of the bitcoin. Of course, the fact that money is fiat and regulated poorly by government (poorly is the only way to regulate mandated fiat currency, I'm afraid) is the only reason the demand for bitcoins exists in the first place.
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    Escapist News Now: Elder Scrolls Online Progression

    What I hate about the trend in the ES series, and RPGs in general, is that once they get to a certain point with developing the game, all they do to "improve" the next in the series, is tack on more bullshit "features" like vampirism and lycanthropy, and more colorful explody spells, and more...
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    Ellen Page Nudity in Beyond: Two Souls Triggers Aggressive Sony Response

    It could also be likely that the fully redered nude body was a stock model. I'm 100% positive CG artists don't start with a cube every time they want to make a new human character in a game.
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    Rapper Outrage: GTA V Stole My Beats, Cease And Desist

    This track is dope. I hope this guy's full of shit, but I would be disappointed in Rockstar if he wasn't. The hip-hop soundtrack is an integral part of the atmosphere in this game, and considering how much money they made, it wouldn't be right to cut him out. It's hard to find truly good hip-hop...
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    XCom Shooter Delayed Again

    I don't get why XCOM fans are still hating on a game that isn't going to interfere with the game they want. Am I mistaken in thinking that both games are being made by the same people? I mean, if XCOM is great, and they are releasing a game you are looking forward to, what is it about the other...
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    Space Janitors: Deck Crew: Bounty Hunter

    These actors are really good. I wonder if they're experienced in live improv. They have a winner with this one. P.S. Where the hell is DORALEUO . . . aleu . . . Doraleous? Where the hell is DORALEOUS?!?!?