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    Yes I smoke.. So I'm the devil now?

    Don't you just love the metaphorical crucifixion of smokers? High-five from another smoker! What I choose to do with my own life is no one else's business. That's something everyone's got to understand. You don't see me campaigning against all the idiots who sit on the couch all day, stuffing...
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    Rejection... how do you deal with it?

    Never ever combine yourself with negative feelings. What I do (and have done for a lot of years) is give myself compliments. No, I'm serious. Got a mirror you look at yourself in on a daily basis? Take a marker and write good stuff on it. "You are awesome," "You are beautiful," "You're the best...
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    Let's send innocent units to their doom! [StarCraft 2!]

    This is a thread, as the title should suggest, about StarCraft 2. "But Fiskmasen, what is StarCraft 2?" I hear some of you ask. Well, first and foremost: Welcome out from under that rock! This is the world, don't look straight into the sun. StarCraft 2 is, as you should know, a so called...
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    WTF Humble Bundle?! "Indie" my ass.

    Settle down. To be quite honest I don't think anyone gives a shit about your predicament. I assume it's Shank you're referring to in your insane ramblings. Fact is, Klei Entertainment is an independent developer. All EA has done is give them a few bucks in order to get the game out on Xbox...
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    The last boss you fought in a video game is your new boss at work...

    Goddamnit, great Eye of Cthulhu. Could you stop watching over my shoulder while I'm trying to get some work done. Oh, don't give me that look! Hey, what are you do - He's a royal pain in the ass, what with all the instant-insanity and stuff.
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    Looking for Co-op Games to play with Girlfriend!

    Like someone above me suggested, I'd give Castle Crashers a try if I were you. Used that game to introduce my ex to gaming in those long forgotten happy days. Within a few weeks she called me up and announced that she had just beaten Bastion on her brother's 360. I won't lie, I shed some tears...
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    No matter how open-minded...

    Americans. How can an entire country be so completely and utterly ignorant towards the rest of the world? I have no idea, but it rubs me the wrong way.
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    Poll: Top 10 most overrated games I?ve ever played *WALL OF TEXT AHOY!*

    You typed out 10,004 words explaining your own personal taste... I can't wrap my head around that. Do you know how extremely futile this whole undertaking was? I mean, what exactly do you expect us to answer? We can't say you're wrong, because it's your own personal taste. It does however seem...
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    Your Favorite Fight

    If you answer anything but the hallway-fight and consecutive gun sword-fight in Equilibrium, you're just plain wrong. Also acceptable is the finale (the entire fucking thing, seriously check that shit out) of Sukiyaki Western Django.
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    People disgust me sometimes

    This is why I love the Internet. Ruining people's stupid sentimental bullshit since 19-eightywhatever.
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    Escape to the Movies: A Look Ahead

    Don't forget to keep an eye out for Drive [http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0780504/] starring Ryan Gosling and Ron Perlman. Looks ridiculously awesome.
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    This might sound weird... (sex/relationship related)

    Just hire a hooker if it's on your mind constantly. Or you could, I don't know, go to clubs or something. Magnificent places to find good-looking girls and generally have a nice time.
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    Counter-Strike: Global Offensive Brings Anti-Terrorism Back to PC and Consoles

    I did not see that coming. Pleasantly surprised for sure.
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    Pachter Says Team Bondi "Wasn't Entitled to Overtime Pay"

    Are you really this stupid? VALVe being able to do shit the way they want to do them isn't a case of flexibility, it's a case of "We have so much fucking money we do not need third-party support".
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    "You filthy slob! What the hell is that stain?!" Show off your desks!

    Hand-stolen from a small pub in Dublin, Ireland, of which I cannot remember the name at this moment. I was in a constant state of intoxication my last visit, so I'll blame my lack of details on that.