Recent content by Flashdeath30

Really, I hated with everything in my guts either Lu Bu from Dynasty Warriors,[4 to be precise, asshole had more health than one would expect a mountain to have] or Gandrayda on Hyper Mode in Metroid. She won't sit still for two seconds without preforming a lock-on breaking, seeking missile aim...

What on earth was the static sort of noise near the end? Was that only me, or was there something annoyingly beeping in the background at one point?

Just Cause 2, Baby Panay. All I literally had to do was stand next to the large stack of gold inexplicably lying around and shoot him with both snipers I carried, and his ninjas. Poor bastard didn't have a chance. His rockets were so inaccurate he would miss me wildly and more than once...

I would get myself a gun and become possibly the most powerful force in the universe with just that gun and my common sense, except in a possible few situations against the bosses or protagonists. Because I just landed in the Metroid universe.

So the Escapist is turning five? CUE PEDOBEAR! In all seriousness congratulations on that.

When he started talking about sequels, I paid attention to what was coming out, since I pay about as much attention to E3 as I do my laundry. Anyway, I think I liked the E3 take down last year. I thought it was funny enough and ripped through everything like a chainsaw does to Leon Kennedy's head.

For me the biggest bullshit excuse to hate a game is when it exceeds at something that was intended to be. I.E. Horror games are "too scary" massive combat blood spewing action is "too violent" and other such just make me rage.

Yeah, I saw/played the demo. About 5 minutes in, I jacked a motorcycle, rode it down a huge hole I failed to see while flying in the air and landed at the bottom of a huge complex. I landed next to a console, and a second after pressing it, the place started fucking collapsing. I hauled ass...

*Me-* "Heh Hahahahaaaaaa" *Rival-* "What's so funny"!? "You will die"! *Me-* "No, no ot yet, for you see, this battle has only just begun....." _Melts into a shadow and vanishes with a dark, vengeance laugh._ With a last quiet sound, they hear "I haven't yet died, I will be back, and I...

Not bad 7/10

Granted, but it hates you and swims away. I wish I had a spear.

Granted, but you blow off your hand I wish I had a smokebomb.

I pop up from the ground with a chainsaw. Braw!!! BRAWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I slice you in half. MY HILL!

Granted, but you are retarded. I wish I had a piece of pizza.