Shattered ankle + 3 hairline fractures up to my knee.
One a wall, i repeat A WALL fell on my upper body no major damage but still cool.
Facial fissure from my maxilla through my nose up to my orbit, from a drunk swing trick
Manticores are really bad ass
Gremlins are awesome (the inventive kind not the bones and stone tools type)
The well in doubt asian male
The spanish provider
Leprachuns (shine your shoes and eat your dog ****you im a leprachun)
Oh and the rare but real african american father
im so...
Vista is like a 160mph car crash but instead of a car you have a circus car with 17 midgets in it, and the other car is a pie truck, hilarious but sad.
vista is rubbish
A zombie will only bite you, maybe disembowel you
My angry ex would probably castrate me witch a wooden cooking spoon
The mob will break your knee caps
But lady gaga will make a dress out of you and wear your ass as a hat
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