Recent content by FoodMonger

Guns are too noisy, and melee weapons mean I need to be standing next to the thing trying to eat my face off. I'm gonna go with a bow.

If the cousin is distant enough, like 4th cousin or further, then it wouldn't be that big of an issue. However with 3rd cousins it still feels like you'd be cutting it close. I might be willing to go for it, granted that i'd be using protection and that nobody else knew. If they were first...

My parents have been married for I don't know how long... But then they got divorced when I was about seven.

Sharpening throwing knives, a tomahawk, and two regular hatchets on a grinding stone. Then chopping down a tree with the hatchets and using the logs as throwing practice with all of the mentioned blades.

Tali works as a character because you are unable to see her face. Let me ask you something... If you knew what someone looked like before you knew them and you deemed them ugly, would you still take the time to get to know them? You see, we base our assumptions of people based on physical...

"science isn't about 'why' It's about 'Why not'? "I've been thinking...When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade, make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I DON'T WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS! WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE! I demand to see Life's manager. Make Life rue the day it...

Probably get a Pachirisu from my own backyard. Usually I cannot stand bugs, but that one is causing me to foam from the cuteness.

Like a few other people who read the title, I came in thinking this was a troll thread, but after watching the video, my anger quickly turned to laughter.

Do a barrel roll? What do you want me to tell you, that you get a sex change and start having female on female action with that asian girl in your class you like, and that you train an army of hippo-riding squirrels to save the world from Justin Beiber? Really, anything I tell you will make...

The Daily Collector. I would kill until I get enough of a certain item from my victims, put the collected items in a bag with a blue question mark on it and leave it in front of or around the local station.

When I read that, I thought you meant a claymore as in those anti-personnel mines. Comew to think of it, that would be a badass personal defense weapon, assuming the thing doesn't cause the shield itself to blow up.

What kind, a car-size battery or like a 9-volt one? I put my tongue to a 9-volt when I was extremely bored-it didn't hurt, it just tingled. Anyway my stupidest moment was climbing out my second-story window at night using an extension cord as a rope to go buy a game that I didn't have the...

In Black Ops during a Zombies game as Dempsey and you pick up a max ammo. JUUUUUUUUUUUUUUICCCE!

My worst injury was when I recently got into an accident while riding my scooter. The thing was totaled, and I had a severely ruptured spleen and had to have it removed. The most traumatic experience had to be when my parents broke up and my father coming out right after the divorce.

those things are cute :D Mine is of a fruitfucker robot juicer from the Pennny Arcade comics. I felt it sorta went with my personal theme and plus I just love their comics.