Recent content by Foreign Shadow

....have you even tried playing a platformer using the keyboard and mouse set-up? It's not simply a matter of taste and familiarization, it's a matter of design and ease of use. Many styles of game-play are simply much easier with a console controller than the keyboard. You can adapt to and...

Liked the review, although I don't think sequels should be banned per se, but that sequels have to be run through a stringent "Actually Makes Worthwhile Improvements to the Game Mechanics" filter before allowed out the door. Any who fail this test shall be bludgeoned to death by Yahtzee with a...

What happened to the opening?! I love the opening!

The Necronomicon was written by Abdul Al-Hazred. I believe there's a copy on Dick Cheney's nightstand.

Establish a one government world meritocracy where only those who pass special tests, have proven themselves in multiple leadership positions over the years, and have passed rigorous background checks and ethics tests (including attempts at entrapment by a special government agency) would be...

First time posting and I'm coming onto a ZP forum, I must be insane. A hilarious and biting review, as always. The point about user-created content was a good one. I think developers of games like LBP are thinking that all gamers are like me: ie, obsessive-compulsives with considerable...