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    Zero Punctuation: Assassin's Creed: Chronicles

    "debating on the Internet is like trying to head-butt a brontosaurus to death" Sad, funny, and true.
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    Zero Punctuation: Mario & Luigi: Paper Jam

    "Hope you don't mind paper cuts" "Where are they getting all the cardboard fro - OH MY GOD, YOU MONSTERS!" Based on the ending scene, I guess Princess Peach doesn't mind.
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    Zero Punctuation: Devil's Third

    I like Yahtzee at his best when he's reviewing an absolutely terrible game. The Conduit, Ride to Hell Retribution, Clive Barker's Jericho, MindJack, Dark... I know they aren't exactly a good thing for keeping the likelihood of his suicide down, but I'll be damned if they aren't hilarious...
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    Get Out of Your Comfort Zone for 2016

    Even if Yahtzee doesn't like television, the same can be said there. For any sequel series, you already know the world, and have certain expectations of what will be delivered, so unless you do a really good job, you end up with good to meh at best(The Legend of Korra), and horrible at worst(the...
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    Oculus Thrift

    "can you put a price on a man's waifu?" Yes - however much the hitman charges. In all seriousness, Oculus Rift + World of Warcraft = every stereotype about WoW ever being fulfilled. Or for that matter, Total War - you'd be a king/emperor/sultan in that. WoW, you're just some random dude...
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    Zero Punctuation: Top 5 Games of 2015

    Funny way to avoid breaking your own rules, Yahtzee :P. The funniest thing is, his username is very appropriate: "HaywirePoet" On topic, I did NOT see the "Blandest" list coming. At all. I wonder if that will be returning next year? If so, the Blandest Blands are going to make guessing...
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    The Good Dinosaur - The Dinosaurs Need to Stay Extinct, Pixar

    Aside from disagreeing about Inside Out being amazing (which it wasn't - the only character I liked and felt was rounded was Bing Bong), I'd say the exact same for The Legend of Korra, which had its one-year anniversary recently. If it had come from overseas, from some studio and writers that I...
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    Zero Punctuation: Fatal Frame: Maiden of Black Water

    "characters acting with all the common sense of a lobster(*CAANNONBAAAALL*)in a Jacuzzi" "They make Dead or Alive - a fighting game in the sense that late night CineMax films are thrillers" Closing shot - BAD IMP! Anyone care to wager what's going to end up on top and bottom this year...
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    Battlefront is Barely Multiplayer At All

    The same has happened to MMOs as well, or at least WoW. Even when last I played in Mists of Pandaria, you had your raiding pick up groups, or PUGs, that would go into the entry-level content, only communicate for sake of downing the boss, and either succeed all the way to the end or fail and...
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    Zero Punctuation: Fallout 4

    Given everything he said in this, and the fact that (aside from apparent downward trend in quality and the building stuff) everything said about it was said in his Fallout 3 and Skyrim reviews... I'm sort of surprised he reviewed it at all. "See, the problem with Bethesda RPGs is that they...
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    Judging By The Cover: Judging Warcraft

    Aye. The huge shoulderpads are such a problem, I hear they're giving people the option to hide them now. Even cloth user's shoulders look ridiculous, and a lot of the plate ones would kill the user. To be canon, they need at least four more layers of much thicker "moral support" straps, the...
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    Disney Wants to Release a New Star Wars Every Year Indefinitely

    One a year, for what was formerly a much longer affair? HAH! Just look at what happened with Blizzard's push for World of Warcraft to have "shorter, faster expansions" starting with Cataclysm - nothing. They come at the same speed, have less content as of Warlords of Draenor, and cost the same...
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    Zero Punctuation: Call of Duty: Black Ops 3

    Refer to his review of New Vegas. Unless Fallout has changed a lot, he'd probably just post a video for a different game, saying "Just to reiterate, this is my review of Fallout 4: Watch the Fallout 3 and Fallout New Vegas reviews. And now on with the show."
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    Zero Punctuation: Call of Duty: Black Ops 3

    I just knew this was coming. And that it would be amusing. I did not, however, anticipate the Furby holding up a "Check your womb privilege" sign. Well done.
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    Zero Punctuation: Halo 5: Guardians

    This series seems to be as undying as Mario. I wonder how long 343 will last. Also, Cortana as a villain? lol - they really are reaching now. Funny thing is, I played Halo 1 on PC - only to vow to never buy any Microsoft games again after they slapped a Cease and Desist order on a mod for...