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When I was younger, my nickname in school was McLovin'. Yeah... However, I've grown out of that awful, awful phase, and most recently I've been compared to a combination of David Tennant and Bennedict Cumberbatch. Or, since this is "Fictional characters", I guess that would be the 10th Doctor...

Paper Mario and the Thousand Year Door. It is not exaggeration to say that this game is 80% of the reason I still own a Gamecube. I can't play it nonstop, but there is literally no other game I've ever tried that I've beaten as many times as this. Don't know why, I just love it.

For me, it was back when I was playing Assassin's Creed 1. I was running around the rooftops, just having fun, when a guard saw me and tried to kill me. I wasn't having any of that, so I grab the jerk and throw him off the roof from a large enough height to kill him. As I'm sitting there...

Gallor Quill, and he'll either be a Wood Elf, Dark Elf, of Khajiit. Gallor Quill was the name of one of my oldest and most beloved D&D characters, and has served in other roles as varied as my Oblivion character to my Commander Shepherd. Can't give the name up now.

The Ewan McGregor cover of Elton John's "Your Song" from Moulin Rouge. Don't get me wrong, I love me some Elton John, but McGregor's voice in this song is phenomenal, and it seems to me like it has more range and is just more dynamic than the original.

I know for a fact that I'm smarter than whatever "average" may be. You know, top of high school class, high scores on standardized and IQ tests, good scholarships, that whole shtick. However, I don't like to think of myself as being that much smarter than people. I'm fairly humble, sometimes too...

Speaking as the resident "nice guy" in my circle of friends, being the go-betweener sucks. Don't do that to your lady friend. If you have to, ask your friend for the chick's number, but do the rest yourself. Whether it's carrying good news or bad news, being a messenger pigeon in the game of...

I'm sorry, but no, you didn't. No fight would ever last 4 hours. Hell, a person will get tired of punching with any significant strength after a couple minutes. As for me, I do taekwondo. I'm pretty skinny but I've got strong legs, so I dodge and move as much as possible, then kick when...

It has the right to exist. Everything has the right to exist, and I'd hate to see any censoring or stifling of intellectual work. That said, I don't think anyone should actually *buy* or *play* a game like Super Columbine Massacre. It's one thing for it to have the right to exist, but it...

For my NES: Duckhunt, Final Fantasy, and Super Mario Bros. 3. For my N64: Paper Mario, Super Mario 64, and Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time For my Game Cube: Prince of Persia: Sands of Time, Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door, Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker, Metroid Prime. Every one of those...

Do I even need to say it: Deus Ex.

I once accidentally cracked a friend's head open by chucking a big tree limb and not seeing that he was in the way. Not cool. Incidentally, you know what else isn't cool? A no-holds-barred fight if you're in Karate. Get that crap out of here, Karate is a martial art, not freaking UFC. I'm...

When someone says, in response to anything, be it movie, game, book, play, whatever, "It wasn't trying to ______". Yes, there are situations where leaving out an element of a play or game can be beneficial. Scott Pilgrim would not have been nearly as good as it was if it had tried for more mass...

Either my fists and feet and elbows and knees, because a body is a fine weapon, or a staff, because blunt trauma is fun.

I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like his passengers.