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Yahtzee's whole thing is taking the piss out of games. So naturally he'll pay much more attention in reviews to the negatives than the positives. That doesn't mean it's an actually representative view of what he really thought. Unless he absolutely savages a game to shreds (such as he did...

I liked Umbrella Chronicles, but I also loved this review as well. One of your better ones, I think; there were numerous laugh-out-loud moments for me. I think my favorite part was the mention of a monster helping himself to a "Jill sandwich", which I can only assume was a great reference to...

If you liked the game, wouldn't it kind of make more sense to say so? If everyone said that they hated it when they actually liked it and some radical changes were made, then they could very well end up getting a game that they ACTUALLY hate.

Delighted response, the Elcor are by far my favorite species in the game.

BUT IT OFFENDS MY SENSE OF COMPLETION TO LEAVE THINGS UNKILLED :( Eventually I found out that charging into enemies and running over everything while shooting wildly until I get to them actually works pretty well. And I also found out that you have a cannon instead of just the machine gun...

Funny timing on this, as I actually just bought this game yesterday. I'm someone who does like RPGs, depth, and dialogue, so I personally actually like this game a whole lot... except for one part. And that part is the goddamn fucking Mako APC buggy parts. I was waiting this entire review for...

I own Guitar Hero 3 and I have beaten the entire game on Expert. And I have to say, this review was positively brilliant. I agreed with every word of it. Raining Blood is not fun, it's not like Bark at the Moon where at least the song is good and inspires you to keep going, it's just pure...

Great stuff. I always like reading Yahtzee's stuff because it's always a breath of fresh air in a cesspool of idiocy. Nothing but sheer, unbridled honesty with a good dose of "fuck the public, I'll say what like" mixed in for good measure. Wednesdays have quickly become the highlight of my...

Great review, as always. Another game I'll never play. ;) So, basically, it stands for "we wanted a cool acronym so we smashed together a bunch of random vaguely related words and then abbreviated them to accomplish that".

I was busy being simultaneously entertained and yet sad because this entry was seemingly devoid of anger or cynicism of any kind, but then I read the last paragraph and the latter dropped off, leaving only entertainment. Good stuff!

I downloaded the demo for this game after hearing its name floating around. I then loaded the title screen, watched it, and decided to uninstall the demo for the game without bothering to go any further, as it gave me enough of an idea regarding what the game was going to be like that I didn't...

I'm in kind of a funny situation in that I loved both Phantom Hourglass and this review. I think one of the biggest reasons I love Yahtzee is the same reason I sometimes like playing devil's advocate in debates - it helps bring some perspective into something being god-worshipped by so many...