Jack Tretton: "TEH NINTENDOEZ HENDHALDZ IZ KIDDY 'ND GAY"
Me: *ahem*
999: 9 Hours, 9 Persons, 9 Doors (By far the greatest portable game ever made), Dual Blades, Mortal Kombat: Deadly Alliance, Mortal Kombat: Tournament Edition, Max Payne Advance, Grand Theft Auto Advance, Payback...