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    If every country was a person

    America would be a fat hall monitor and called fat by Europe even though statistics show Europe is already pretty pudgy and is getting bigger at a far more rapid pace than America. Also, I'm creatively devoid as shown by the above example. Great Britain is smart and friendly(-ish), but his...
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    Poll: Do Gif Avatars Annoy You?

    Depends, if it goes by to slow and has text (forcing me to read it because I MUST know what it says) or if it's everywhere then yes.
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    Stupidest Reason Why You've Gotten Into Trouble In School.

    In 5th grade I was called out over the intercom, in the cafeteria, during lunch, while in line... For not tucking my shirt into my pants. They MUST have waited for that moment to embarrass and inconvenience the new kid with their ultra strict dress code that was just short of a full blown uniform.
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    Oh dear god (graphic animal cruelty)

    A relative of mine wrote a book and in it detailed how his grandfather (I think) would knock-out a bull, skin it, and when it came to it would freak out and rampage wherever he left it. He used this as a way to scare off indians (or whatever term is correct) in mexico. The book is in Spanish so...
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    Japanese first person games

    Angry fanboism should be left at the door, thanks! While Metroid Prime certainly includes shooting, there was a far heavier emphasis on exploration and platforming (you know, like Metroid and Castelvania?) than other FPSs and even pulled off the Platforming element well, something rarely...
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    The 50 Worst Fails in Tech History

    Read Virtual Boy and muttered "f@ck you", super underrated system with it's sales ruined by rumors and ignorance IT WAS GRAND BOW BEFORE IT'S GLORY. Edit: lol it's just cracked.com with a paint job, except cracked had 3-4 listed subjects per page in their lists not 1 at a freaking time.
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    Games that have aged horribly

    Name games you loved so people like me can tear into them. ... Granted I agree with the GTA 3 examples. It really rode purely on sandbox tomfoolery when there was little in the industry and being "mature".
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    Kobold's Quest Lets Players Steal Babies, Collect Their Skulls

    Kinda tired of the pretentious crap shoved into indie... anything I guess, not just games, purely to get attention. Then again it could just as easily have been a joke between the creators... still too common though. Also the game looks like a *slower* New Super Mario Bros. vs mode.
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    Games you would like to see resurrected

    Rondo of Swords The game's biggest criticism was that it was unfairly difficult at (many) times, but I thought that, it's unique battle system, and it's plethora of character's was great. I'd also like to see a super difficult sequel for Izuna: Legend of the Unemployed Ninja. The game...
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    Bleszinski Wanted to Dismember Master Chief in Gears of War 3

    Well that was awfully kind of Bleszinski, comparing his game to crap and Halo to gold.
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    How do you think society would respond to first contact with extraterrestrials?

    Stop talking. Anyways, as already stated more centralized religions will have no difficulty adapting to the situation though smaller/decentralized ones may see major upheavals and new pro-alien cults as competition. I think after the overall shock and fanfare, assuming we only found proof and...
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    if you were to kiss a superhero...

    I LIKE this setup! DC: Damn... Since Zatanna is taken in the damn quote, I'll go with Arisia, a Green Lantern. Marvel: Wasp Mangos: Since Taiga Aisaka is technically from a light novel, Marita Shiro from Maria Holic. Kinky.
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    Who is the worst teacher you've ever had and why?

    Had a reading class, reading being code for "spent our funding on a fancy new teacher's lounge so stick with these 25 year old books", back in high school constantly populated by 1 semester subs. One temp had us reading about Che Guevara and other commie "heroes" and listening to a South...
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    277: Shooting for the Sky

    Loved the first Bioshock despite requiring only simple tactics, but the second felt like the story was jerry-rigged into the universe solely to provide a counter balance to the themes of the first (I need to pick it up again and finish it, actually), but seeing as how the masses respond to fun...
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    Modern Warfare 2 Trailer Criticized For "Going Too Far"

    Honestly, digging up a random article from Christian Science Monitor seems more like an attempt at stirring up emotions against the the right than anything else. Most of the responses here are pretty much "the right sucks," "America sucks," and "Christians suck" (pretty progressive judging an...