Recent content by Gangsta Crizzab

Mage- I...a like-a...da 'splosions. Seriously, point-click-there-goes-your-village ...and your little dog too!

Something that allows me to control electronics or electrical devices. I find the application of electronic countermeasures astounding. After all, the world sees everything through an electronic eye and you can't fight what you cant see. Then, just for the fuck of it, I'd blackout all of Las...

I also love it when people ask "how'd I get killed?" to which I must reply "with bullets!" or to greater elaborate "bullets moving quickly through the air to stab you repeatedly" Oh and when I knife someone in CoD it's either "I will STAB yo ass!" or "Check out my sweet OJ impression!"

My taunts are anything from that one power rangers video featuring the voices of the guys who did "Juggernaut *****! Also..."I'M THE JUGGERNAUT, *****!" "Gotcha *****" "Good Night, *****" "Very Nice" (channeling Borat)

Yeah, CoD could indeed go in to space but...prepare to have your socks knocked off..... CALL OF DUTY: GRENADA!!!! ... Mary Queen of Scots, no but if they're going to do WW1 then Infinity Ward has its work cut out for them. Who can forget the battle of the Argonne Forest, or Belleau Wood...

I posted a bit of my old column from my work in a little known and now throughly dead website called Amazing Ben. I went under the moniker Rev. Vic "Voodoo" Smooth and I enjoyed a bit of fame in the low brow rung of humorist writing. Alas, those times have come and gone. But for the sake of...

I can't speak for the rest of the world, but America has painted itself into a corne re: credit. Our government pays for assets like Guided Missile Cruisers/Destroyers via credit, because we need it now. On the individual everyman's scale, people are batcrap gonzo over living outside of...

Before I begin this shamefully late review (since I'm doing this pro-bono) I'd like to have a moment of silence for the Star Wars canon... ... ...Okay lets talk game... The Force Unleashed is hitherto the latest bowel evacuation from Lucas Arts. Which as we all know have not necessarily...

The latter half of Force Unleashed, when you enter the hangar bay of the Death Star in all its foreboding infancy. Two AT-ST's, eleventy-billion Purge Troopers and every Stormtrooper is flown in from the far reaches of the outer rim to brutally assault you into a bloody festering pile of...

While I could pause and marvel at the fact that I have indeed become a member of the Bleating Lamb Party (a name reminiscent of a certain American Conservative party who tried to turn a Lich into a U.S. President) I must add myself to the unwashed masses who will populate these forums to no end...