Recent content by gary the red shirt

WELL if we're extra lucky that whole Mayan doomsday thingy will happen and we won't have to deal with it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VDvgL58h_Y

God hates haters

truth be told, i wish i could go through with it.

I'd say either Travis Touchdown from no more heros, or monarch henchman number 24 from the venture brothers. Ya i think I'm pretty fucked up too.

mine was when my overly religious mom told me she thought i was going to sacrifice my siblings. first thing you need to know is, I'm wiccan. second,i was going through a terrible brake up, third my siblings (there quite a bit younger than me) were comforting me and i needed a friend.

the watchmen, ya. not the movie but the book. When i borrowed it from my friend he said "oh, and the alien at the end, amazing. I love ozmodius for it. The book was still quite enjoyable but it would have been better if i never knew about it.

The time i came home from school to find that my younger siblings were holding an adult novelty toy (they found it in the woods no less) over there head screaming, "we found a rubber butt." I later put the "rubber butt" in a toilet at the school for my senior prank.

If mister house would see this, he would be pissed.

I'd get completely wasted while going on the best, 3 hour road trip i possibly could. Always wanted to see how fast i could get my Oldsmobile to go.

A giant vinyl halo reach banner that was hanging in wal-mart as advertising. I won it in a silent action, and it now graces my bedroom wall.

well, my first was the neediest chick ever, until about a month after i realized i loved her, then she was cold and distant. luckily i left the relationship angry. I can deal with anger, i hate sorrow.

definitly the briefs http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TQ8XjuLUpfU

ok so i know this is a bit off topic but here it goes. Im straight, I have never been turned on by the male form, but i do love it when my girl friend puts her strap on in my butt... just saying.

Personally me, i see sex as something that should stay in a relationship. I Do how ever realize that sex has became more recreational than anything else.