Recent content by Gashlycrumb

So a Dane Cook look-a-like dudebro asshat who specializes in games featuring large, vaguely coherent slabs of pork roast and their love affair with chest high walls, idiotically helmet-free armor, and the color grey has opinions about used games and blah blah blah flarrrppplop! Christ I...

I was just thinking to myself the other day, "Hey self! What I believe the Mortal Kombat franchise needs are batshit genre stretching crossover characters from 80's horror films such as a child murdering pedophile whose face looks like charred headcheese, who can't PHYSICALLY attack his enemies...