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This is my first time reviewing anything with the actual guts to post what I written, I'm not entirely happy with the review but I decided to stop procrastinating and fucking post the damn thing. So all criticism is welcome and I hope you enjoy my review of... Moxyland by Lauren Beukes...

Thanks, I don't post often but it's nice to get a cookie when I do. I remember reading that the guy actually just used easily downloaded software, so he's more of a script kiddie than an actual hacker - which is scarier considering, despite his background with computers, how ridiculously...

I feel really sorry for this guy, he's clearly not that dangerous - in fact the Americans are lucky in a way that it was a middle-aged man that had a penchant for aliens instead of say, an actual terrorist with serious malicious intent.

I go out quite a bit, usually a pub to club sequence of events. Although I prefer going to the pub - it's usually a better 'sit and have a laugh' atmosphere where as I find club enviroments more intimidating and far too fucking loud sometimes. I usually go out in a small town called Bathgate...

Giving objects personalities, like making fridges talk. Me and a friend at work named the dishwasher King Richard proclaiming it king of the dishwashers then making it talk "FEED ME MORE PLATES, FEED ME DIRTY CUTLERY SO THAT I MAY MAKE THEM SHINEY" etc yup I'm pretty sad, I don't do it as...

BLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "YEAH!? AND FUCK YOU TOO!!!" *throws dynamite* BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM I guess that's more of a 'scene' in a film but I think it's an awesome thing to say to a alien monster.

they say; "The Aliens franchise offers us so much content to choose from that we feel it important to take a step back and carefully consider the type of game we want to release" so the kind of game they want to release is a rehash of a classic?

sounds cool, I'm behind this

*thinks* Was at an Enter Shikari gig a year or so ago in Glasgow. Enter Shikari have this kind of weird heavy metal/raver fan base which is basically brightly dressed skinheads in shorts moshing like mad bastards - it was good fun. During one of the last few songs the singer demanded we...

Awesomeface - It's a Smilie from SomethingAwful, apparently it began with copying a face the characters made in a certain Cyanide and Happiness comic

Illusion of Time/Gaia is one of those odd games where it'll be in a top 50 snes games list but you'll mention it to a friend and they'll be like "lol what?" I still play an old game called Close Combat: A bridge Too Far *goes to check the cd package* well it does say "PC gamer's 1997 best war...

Wanted bugged the shit out of me. I hadn't really payed attention to the film when it was out in the cinema but was bored and asked my flatmate for a loan of a dvd to watch - he had Wanted and thought why not, it was special addition or somthing and had the first chapter or so of the original...

Anime - Samurai Champloo Cartoon - Ren and Stimpy

Yeah West Lothian - the middle child of Glasgow and Edinburgh (aka Shit) Study up in Aberdeen though which is nice

To be honest reading this thread is making me want a cigarette