Recent content by gcreel92

-Name(so I can refer to you in the essay): George -Age: 26 (I'm teaching you young whippersnappers something about Shakespeare.) -Country of origin(optional): US -What did you enjoy about Romeo and Juliet? It's not the play people think it is, and might not even be the play it was...

Gordon Freeman should only be allowed to talk if he's played by Morgan Freeman. Because there's nothing I would love to see more than Morgan Freeman with a gravity gun. In a prison. Talking lazily as Tim Robbins is attacked by wave after wave of headcrabs.

This is a terrible WWII joke but it needs to be shared because I'm still trying to figure out who would be more offended by it. 1: How many Germans does it take to kill the Jews? 2: I don't know, how many Germans does it take to kill the Jews? 1: None! Their government does it for them!

Seeing as I am trying to become a librarian myself, the male librarian has to live, because librarians are awesome. The librarian's wife, through association with the librarian, is equally awesome and must also live. The olympic male athlete has to die, because the librarian's wife might be...