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    Watch Videogame Pick Up Lines Brutally Murder Romance

    When I lived in the US I new a guy who went around bars asking attractive looking women if 'you wanna fuck?'. 9 times out of 10 he'd get a slap but he never spent a night alone using this method.
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    Trailers: Mass Effect 3 - Take Back Earth Trailer

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEaVZ-W3zX4 Cant wait for this game. Mass Effect, not Red Alert.
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    Earth is invaded, then we win.

    It depends really on how their circumstances back home. They may have come by their technologies via ancient monolith's in which case some technologies would be incredibly advanced while others, well, imagine aliens with FTL drives and spears. Maybe they poluted their world to the point...
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    Many of the best Si-Fi movies have nudity?

    Something to remember is that Sci-Fi writers tend to be pretty liberal, the really good ones teach/taught something sciencey (usually physics) at university. Take star trek, read the books and you'll see that Deanna Troi wasn't the only person getting action on the Enterprise.
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    Escapists First Jobs

    Washing dishes at a family owned little pub on £3.60 an hour (minimum wage at the time). The family were three sisters, the fattest greasiest people you ever did see. Put me off eating out for years.
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    First thoughts when you hear germany?

    Intellectually I am aware that Germany has done its best to distance itself from Hitlers germany, though Angela Merkel seems to have a problem with democracy. I am aware that during the war the frontline soldiers didnt realize that the jews, gays, russians and political prisoners were being...
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    Spooky encounters

    Every so often when walking to work at night or early in the morning I see red lights in the sky. They always travel in a straight line, though in varying directions. Sometimes the light fades out and back in. They're to slow for shooting stars and don't have the lights of civilian aircraft...
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    I finally figured out why I refuse to watch... that one show. You know the one. The girly one.

    Well I came on here to make the comment that your so far in the closet your chillin with Aslan, but having read your post I actually agree, for the most part. Personally I couldnt give a shit what people think about the things I watch or do, agree with some bronies being kinda obnoxious though...
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    I really hate Cod, don't you?

    I'm a really big fan of grilled salmon myself, loads of choice as to what to serve it with, but I like it on a bed of plain rice with a nice sauce, no particular sauce just whatever I happen to be able to make up at the time.
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    Favourite shout?

    FUSRODAH! Theres nothing quite as amusing as sending a sabretooth in mid-leap flying backwards, well except the confused look he gives you right before a dwarven arrow lands between his eyes, lighting him on fire.
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    Prove your existence.

    No. Why should I correct your perception when it has no effect on me?
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    Skyrim: What turned out to be bullshit?

    There must be kids in the is game 'cos there must be a Babette in this game. Go join the dark brotherhood. Best. Character. Ever. The dragons really need more power. Hell everything seems to need more power, I'm a ninja with a bow, everything seems to die before they realise I'm there...
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    How do you like slay your dragons?

    Arrows, health potions and counter-damage potions (25% protection against fire, for example), dual swords. Pump arrows into him/her/lizard-features until he/she/over-grown-gecko lands then hit him/her/walnut-brain with the swords, use potions as and when appropriate. Hope to Talos...
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    Poll: Are You Cancelling Your Credit Card over the Steam Hack?

    Basically the general method for decrypting a file is called 'brute force'. Throwing numbers at the file's encryption until something comes out the other end that makes sense. AES256 has so many possible combinations that it would take a really long time, as in, we'll probably all be dead and...
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    Skyrim: mods of the future!

    I'm holding out for a ground to air missile launcher. Or maybe a Russian Tunguska mobile anti-air vehicle as a 'steed'.