11/24.....what a stupid fucking test. British citizenship tests should be more like:
1:Today, yesterday and Tomorrow, what will the weather be like:
. Shit
. Shit
. Shit
. Shit.
2.Will you work for less money than (insert downtrodden minority name here)?
.Yes
.What...
When people say british humour do they just think of monty python mostly? would anyone outside a small minority of people understand Still Game was british humour if they saw it? and whats more would they find it funny? i do hope so, someone look it up and tell me if they would have bracketed it...
Some of the shows coming out of america now are the best for some time...
Take a look at the different types mentioned so far, scrubs, arrested development, 2 and a half men etc. they have different styles from cheap gags to convoluted real life circumstances mostly getting laughs through...
Ive got about 5 years of karate and tae kwon do , and until recently was training in mma... having a good set of wits about you in situations on the street can make all the difference to how you handle yourself too so you know when to fight and when its just not gonna be your day.
hope you get better soon bud, that jump sounded more intense than the beating did but you held your own so good for you.
ive been jumped a few times, and in scotland (as well as the rest of britain) weve got really bad rising knife crimes. ive had bottles smashed over my head, pinned...
in (how can i make this internationally understood.....) 5th grade? i decided to pack my own lunch and took a can of my dads beer and got a tremendous bollocking when the headteacher saw me supping at a brew in the playground and sent home after puking.
ive got waay too many stories of me...
Malboros from any of the Final Fantasy games...unreal how badass they are and if you dont have a ribbon equiped you can kiss your ass goodbye.
and....campers lol
Being Scottish also i agree with this, we've had plenty to learn about right from roman expansion through europe and the british isles right up to the ending of the jacobite rebellion of the mid 1700's and more so anything taught on the american struggle for independance was almost on special...
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