Recent content by GeoPB

Jim Sterling, the last surviving horcrux of the Escapist. Never change.

To be honest, working in a restaurant I generally find the people who complain are normally pissy customers who think they know everything about food. "yes, your steak is hard to chew because you asked for it to be incinerated on the grill. HAVE IT RARE YOU PUSSY" But sure if I find a...

That is just fantastic. I stand corrected! Yeah, me and my friends try and grow our beards over the month, take in bets for who can grow the longest and all the proceeds go to the charity. It's all fun and games until you can twizzle your beard around your fingers...

"The fabulously mustachioed men and women" Anyone see a problem with that sentence? But I am so glad movember is over, my beard was getting out of hand.

I'm sure we have known this for years... Heat is bad for your balls. Fact.

Worst... Review... Ever. I'll buy the game though, that much I have learnt today. Seriously dude, don't do that again.

I feel for Notch. Because he is going to get creamed.

Women... Playing football... OPERATOR, WHAT YEAR IS IT. But yeah, Isn't this what Americans do on a regular basis?

Stress. The god damn stress. Just calms me down when i'm annoyed/tired/sad. Expensive though.

I was gutted about Guy's injury, he's been quality recently and we don't really have a decent replacement. That's one of the downsides of our team, it's just not big enough, and I'm pretty sure we have money to spend and one of the best youth academys in the U.K. I personally can't wait for...

Yeah, last year we were no where near ready. But this year the team seem so strong and BD has clearly been working them so hard. We were beaten narrowly by West Ham with some flukey goals and a dodgey peno, and the only way we can get higher quality players is by being in the prem. I have a lot...

The Mighty Reds: Nottingham Forest. So excited for the QPR match next week!

Ah, hello fellow self sabotuer. I knew there were more people like me.

Dubstep is hitting the Earth out of nowhere, and it's fantastic. I used to be a massive DnB head, and when dubstep first appeared I hated it, with several kinds of passion. But it's calm beats mixed with frenzied wobbles and heavy bass make it something so different and new. People these...

Christopher Lee. Would you fuck with Christopher Lee? No, of course you wouldn't.