Recent content by Ghoti

Man, that "A.I. Lifespan" criticism really bothers me. Does no-one remember Marathon? You know, that one series of shooters that Bungie developed for apple computers back in the day that had a plot dealing entirely with A.I. becoming rampant towards the end of their lifespan? The series that...

That game for the 'Cube would be "P.N.03"

Well, my dad got a 360 before most of my friends and I did, and has finished Mass Effect more times than I've -played- Mass Effect. We even play Civilization V together from time to time. As for my mom, well, she learned English by playing The Legend of Zelda on the old NES with my dad, but she...

Anything that is impossible for me to physically -read- drives me right off the ruddy wall. I hate any and all bookend characters, excessive abuse of the letter X, and numeric references to pot and or simultaneous oral stimulation. But what kills me more than anything else are the people who try...

I'll take it. Never got to finish this game, and I enjoy being able to legally consolidate more of my game collection on to my laptop.

So that's why all of my PC games run at 1920x1080 (the maximum resolution of modern consoles), with a constant sixty frames per second (meaning no lag whatsoever), have the option to use an Xbox 360 controller if I so desire, and load in a fraction of the time it takes for a 360 to load a game...

Alright, let's just run off my growing list of "Games that can kiss my ass because of terrible intros": Final Fantasy VIII Final Fantasy XIII KotOR 2 Kingdom Hearts Kingdom Hearts 2 Fire Emblem 7 Tales of Symphonia The Legend of Zelda- Skyward Sword (I love this series, I hate this...

Final Fantasy VII. After MASSIVE doses of liquid hype from the internet, I finally got to play this game only to discover that the first eleven hours are a tedious slog of irritating repetitive bland areas with horrendous low-quality midi music and arbitrary copy pasted battles with no real...

The Legend of Dragoon is my second favorite RPG of all time, and since the game sold well enough to earn Greatest Hits status in addition to receiving massive critical praise, I wouldn't call it obscure at all. On to me, I guess I would have to say... Halo Reach. BAHAHAHAHAHAH no...

Wild ARMs 4. I loath this game with every fiber of my being. So much so that I'm surprised that I can even bear to mention the title, much less acknowledge that it exists. I actively purchase every single copy of this game that I can find in order to ritualistically dismantle the manual and...

Final Fantasy VIII. Nothing. Happens. EVER. EVER. I could tolerate XIII, but not VIII. I literally can't find a single plot point in VIII that I can safely say isn't fucking stupid.

Ah, yes, who could forget the line so horrible that I actually run Leon up to the nearest cliff face and lob grenades at my feet until he dies as a form of punishment. I swear to god, when Leon was in "Protagonist Acadamy" he skipped out on every single one of his "Heroic One-Liner" classes...

"Haha.... Writhe in my cage of torment, friend..." Osmund Saddler, Resident Evil 4. Probably the -only- good line in the game

The thirteen year olds WILL come, just give it time. Although the volume of said thirteen year olds will vary depending on the platform, which is why I'm glad I play on PC. More relevant to the beta however, I really like it. I haven't encountered a bug yet, and who's complaining about prone...