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My brother has convinced almost 40 people that his Albinism is contagious. Also, We tell people that Albino's are from Albania, a couple people have said "Oh, that makes more sense, I thought you were white." Gotta love that ignorance

One time in Algebra 2, like 2 years ago, my girlfriend was feeling sick so she popped in one of those Hals menthol action throat lozenges. She kept it in the back of her mouth but then started to get bored so she started to suck on it. after a minute, she hit the little menthol gel reserve. It...

My friend has magic pants. I asked to borrow a pencil, he lent me a fairly distinguishable mechanical one stating that I return it soon as it is his only one, he turns out his pockets and a 5 dollar bill fell out. He snatched it up and said "That's Mine *****!" 3 periods later I asked to borrow...

How could I forget this?

anything Yoko Shimumora, the other genius from square soft.