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As surprised that I am that Yahtzee somewhat enjoyed this game, I still think it's complete bullshit that he only reviews the single player, treating the multiplayer like it's something that only 13 year olds do and acting like he's better than everyone else because multiplayer is for douche...

Because their 17 year old child is still under their control. I've met parents who would be horrified if their kids, who are in their late teens, played an M rated game. Also take note of certain games which really could affect kids, like the Silent Hill series; sure, I started playing Silent...

I thought that selling M rated games to minors was already illegal. I also think that it should be, and that movies should be included in this as well.

Seriously, you could replace "Alan Wake" with "Silent Hill 2" and this review would still work. Don't forget characters constantly making awful decisions!

Hmm... I can't seem to think of any other games that have horrible combat, bad voice acting/narration and characters that make terrible decisions all the time, but a really good atmosphere. Hmm.. OH WAIT EVERY SILENT HILL GAME EVER.

I actually expected this game to be good for some reason. I'm actually getting really tired of sequels, remakes, and things based on other things. Especially in movies. Seriously, Hollywood needs to die, or at least get a facelift. Every movie is a copy pasted version of another movie. On...

I was actually hoping that this game would have something to do with the movie Chinatown, although on second thought, I don't think that Chinatown would make a very good videogame.

Actually, I disagree. Although the whole 'choose a response' thing is kind of annoying, I think it works alright. In Fallout 3, the replies are generally along the lines of what kind of things I would choose from (If I like them "Yeah, sure, that sounds great"; if they're pissing me off "Go...

I say it's incest. Still another person, even if it is just a clone.

My father showed this to me on the news, and the first thing I thought was "oh man, Yatzee will not be happy about this"

Really? Huh. Maybe it's because I played it in a garage on a projector where the screen was still impossibly dark on the highest brightness setting (we couldn't even see the crescent moon on the mall door leading to the split worm boss). In fact, it was so dark that we didn't find any SMG ammo...

It kind of irks me how everyone just agrees with you and thinks that you're hilarious all the time, Yahtzee. But what's more annoying is how you're usually right and hilarious.

When I beat Silent Hill 3, I killed 10 monsters the entire game, including bosses (okay, so I did kill more the first time I played it, but my friend and I had to start over because we couldn't beat the final boss). I don't know about 4, because I've only played it for about an hour, but SH5 is...

I was hoping that this game would have something to do with the movie "Chinatown".

Actually, I hate to admit it, but this game really was not as shitty as you said it was. There were several parts of the game where there really weren't that many monsters, or at least not that you had to fight. In fact, I think that its main problem was its indecisiveness. At times, it was...