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The developers make it too difficult to do certain parts of these games without a friend playing co-op with you. If you search a friend online, they like to drop out right before the end of the level to ruin it for you. The characters move like tanks. I think its funny that serve up biker role...

Another word for cretins is 12 year olds. They all want to grow up to be biker scumbags. Once again, not surprised Yahtzee didnt like it because its for babies. It would be better if he only reviewed adult games because of the adult nature of his podcast.

I still use OS2/Warp and Fallout 4 runs great!!

All the comedians and writers who understood this type of humor died of cocaine overdoses in the 80s.

The EPYX Movie Monster game from 1986 was everything this new game should have been. It even had Staypuft Man from Ghostbusters! They just needed to update the graphics. Ahhh, EPYX, what a great company. I liked their little kidney shaped red colored joysticks which had those delicate dual fire...

Nowadays all you would have to do is go online to see what the answers to these parts were. Back then unless you had a friend who had played farther than you there were no answers. They had a toll 1-800 hint line and they sold these hint booklets with the whole walkthroughs of the game. They had...

Theyre working on Smell-O-Vision. Its the wave of the future.. All Steam boxes will have an extruder nozzle and replaceable stinktanks inside.

The reason they dont really make mini games as load screens is because Namco owns the idea. They found out that they made the first game that had such a loading game and they copyrighted it...

Isnt crafting a system that takes advantage of players addictive reflex? Like the Home Shopping Network. Studies show that gambling and purchasing items cause the brain to exhibit the same pleasure center activation under CT scans as doing cocaine. Adding the crafting makes the games much more...

Speaking of orgies, saying the plot of a fighting game matters, is like saying the plot parts of a porn movie are important to 'the task at hand'. A lot of adult movies are just scenes now because most guys just fast forwarded through the parts with the background story of the characters and the...