Recent content by GoldCrow

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I'm sure you'll all agree, and if you don't, you're an infidel, that Left 4 Dead was brilliant...albeit short. And, as all great things do, it got improved, made into sequels and...'used for inspiration'. And this was the case, when Killing Floor was released. Now I have to say, I actually saw...

Ah, free stuff. I'm sure most of you love free stuff, right? So, searching for stuff to do on that vast space we call 'the intrawebs', I stumbled upon this little game. http://www.blendogames.com/ Now the game claims to be about 'sabotage'. So, for those who love comparisons, think of it as...

Title says it all, right? One that springs to mind is the time a friend and I went to a toy shop for a larf, and I tried to make a Lego penis.

Totally de-railing the thread, but whoo, people who live in Ireland! Plus, it was kinda nostalgic reading recreations of those nasal voices I despise on a daily basis. +5 points for spelling it 'bollix' too. Aaaaaanyway, carry on. And just to say it, I live in Clontarf Park.

Very nice review, detailed too. I recently got this game myself, and was going to review it too. Bah.

As you all know, chocolate is great. As are many things. But there always has to be that one little asshole that comes along and ruins it, doesn't there? Ladies and gentlemen, I refer you to the 'Double Decker' bar. This little catastrophe consists of, according to the packaging 'milk chocolate...

Ah, I remember playing the original. Rather fun game. Also, excellent review.

If you've played zombie games before, you can usually assume 3 things about another zombie game: 1. The protagonist is alive. 2. The zombie-ness has an antidote. 3. The main objective isn't to eat brains. This is all metaphorically thrown out the proverbial window in Stubbs the...

FarCry. Practically any scene except the introductory one. Although I have to admit, it did dilute and balance out the crappiness of the rest...just barely, though.

Grand Theft Auto: Vice City. Remember the mission where you and Love Fist are trapped inside the limousine and you can't stop or else the car explodes? Oh, the dialogue was gold.

Let's say you have a son whose name happens to be Greg T. Adams. You live happily, get along well, until one day, men in white coats with a logo which says 'Konami' show up at your house and kidnap Greg. They return him, after a while, and he's REALLY different now. He's missing an arm and a...

(Note: This is my first review, so please excuse any crappiness which will abound.) Total Overdose is a 'free-roaming' game in which you take control of Ramirez Cruz and rampage through the city of Los Toros to uncover a plot of your father's murder and....you get the idea. Story: Story...

At the mention of Rammstein, someone HAD to do this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hPvtuu9CbM

Far Cry: Stalk through the jungle. What was that? Shotgun. BAM! Die Mutated monkey! Assassin's Creed: Interesting game, Run on rooftops, stab the guards. No! Fucking cutscene...