Recent content by Gordon Freemonty

What increased value? Are they serious? PS4 looks to be much better console, and $100 cheaper.

So people without the stellar internet connection you must have are 'whiny bitches', right? Its alright for you to say that you don't care, it isn't so much to insult those that do.

Michael Fassbender of course! Failing that, James McAvoy. If not him... Matt Smith. But I would give each of them up to have unprotected butthole pleasures with Jonathan Holmes, while Jim Sterling licks on my drooping macadamias.

I was also evicted from my flat when I stopped paying my rent. OK, I didn't, but thought it was a nice comparison.

Well, that was a massive lie. I'll admit that the 8GB RAM for a console impresses me to a degree, but a console will never overtake the hardware in PCs.

Not for me. I enjoy my beers for the taste but I'm not too fond of the spins in bed.

I don't get the hate for DmC. Its getting 4/4.5 reviews. I hate the gamer community sometimes. (Except you lovely escapist folks, pls dont kill me pls pls)

I got accused of ripping someone off. A customer asked me if something was two for two quid, or something to that effect. It wasn't coming up on the screen so I said I would check out the shelf edge label to see if it the offer was actually advertising that price. Turns out the labels had been...

I saw this last night. I thought it was a great film.

I'm already a cyborg. I'm attached to an insulin pump right now. Jealous much? :P Of my cybernetics, rather than my type 1 diabetes..

No, because its a pain in the ass when I try to game and wonder why the hell my multiplayer game is lagging so much. (True Story)

I DON'T LIKE CHANGE!!!!! WAAAAAAAAH

Why bother with anything pretty? Why don't you just sleep in an undecorated box of a room, I mean, Decoration is illogical right?

All I can say is... Thank god for me. Amirite JIM?!!11

I love it! A shooter with colour! Totes getting this when its out.