Recent content by Graevan

When I saw this I had to see it for myself, sadly this is what I found: The lands aren't complete. Keep going far enough and the land falls away to inifinity (it doesn't cut off in a 'waiting to load' kind of way, it deliberately falls away). For Vvardenfell this happens just east of Red...

A turbo-powered monkey-navigated rocket sled with go-faster stripes. Failing that: the 2015 Delorean.

Glad to lighten the mood. :) I'm actually of a similar mind to you. My real name apparently means "priceless hero" and I haven't done anything particularly heroic nor cowardly. At the same time my prices are actually quite reasonable.

In the odd way that names can influence personality, your kid is either going to end up as a reclusive shut-in or be exceptionally outgoing and social. The same thing happens to kids called Charity, Guile or Prudence: they either act like their name or become its opposite. However he might...

An Inventory Maintenance Specialist and a Fabricator of Theoretical Histories within Divergent Realities. Shelf-Stacker and Fiction Writer.

Scotsman right here, throwing his penny into the mix. Brits do two things exceptionally well: queuing and moaning. The only people who wrote in were people who have nothing better to do than moan and groan and grumble to a national newspaper. The fact that a number of these so called 'Top'...

I once saw a man punch a seagull in the face, jus cos he could. Personally the only thing I've done is kicked a pidgeon that wasn't fast enough to get out of my way.

Using a flamethrower and a megaphone I'd prey on their superstitions of magic. "With a booming voice that rebounded throughout the valley he stood there, alone. He called himself the God of Hellfire and he engulfed any that dared draw near in a torrent of flame!"

Hmmm... immortal you say? Right: Time to go chav hunting! Those hyenas of adolescent humanity are in for it now! WHERE'S MY HOCKEY STICK?!

I literally screamed in horror. My only hope is that Microsoft intended to announce this on April 1st. What greater joke could there be than this monstrosity?

"I know. This is Jerry my pet jumping spider that i caught while backpacking through the congo. He's very good at keeping mosquitos away and very useful when dealing with street marketers. Would you like a demonstration? Jerry, STRIKE!" This is what I wish I could say but unfortunatley Jerry...

Baldurs Gate is The Reason (please note capital letters) that I got into DnD, and then into roleplaying proper and is how I've come to become the GM that I am today with the friends I have today. Without Baldurs Gate I probably would've become a friendless accountant. You owe it to yourself...

I'm DMing a 4th Edition game atm but I swear to whatever gods may be listening as soon as I'm done with this story arc I'm retrograding back to 3.5 We wanted to try 4th Ed and I gave it a bloody good go, made a good roleplay out of what is essentially a boardgame rule system. We tried it...

Water is better than sweet tea at making a good cup of coffee. Seriously have you tried making coffee with sweet tea? It tastes wrong. Water doesn't have any contaminating flavours.

Irn Bru and a full scottish fry-up for breakfast. Imo nothin beats it.