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    Zero Punctuation: Tomb Raider

    What decisions? The game is linear, straight. As for spec ops the line and the phoso chapter....you have no choice, the devs want you to do this for their own reasons. Devs have no clue as to what the word "Choice" actually means.
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    Poll: food: how expired is too expired?

    My uncle worked at a major meat packing firm. What most folks do not know is that "meat" beef/chicken/processed, is already kept for months at near freezing temps, 33-35, this provides two things, longevity and the monicker, "fresh, never frozen". Some beef can be kept for MONTHS under these...
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    Zero Punctuation: Walking Dead

    Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw Might want to give the television series Walking Dead a look.
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    Zero Punctuation: Spec Ops: The Line

    The game was a passable shooter, story was poorly done. trying to get people to experience things they have no clue about other than a visual cue never works other than the movie theater rollercoaster ride ride in 3d. The point i am making is the devs try to make a run at getting people involved...
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    Jimquisition: The Positive Side to Punching Nuns

    I was appalled that you were appalled. I felt the trailer was very well done and showed just how far the wife of a deceased drug lord will go in getting revenge on the man that killed her husband in front of her and to make that point in an artistic way. But then you were probably referencing...
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    Hitman Studio Apologizes For Nun Massacre

    You missed the part where he kills the Russian drug lord in the last games and in the corner off camera on the couch is the russian druglords wife reading the newest issue of Nun Weekly? For anyone needing a tie-in:D
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    Hitman Studio Apologizes For Nun Massacre

    The trailer was fine. There are simply too many religious fanatics around.
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    Amid Controversy, 38 Studios Declares Bankruptcy - UPDATED

    KOA would have been decent had they included any type of keyboard/moue binding. A huge game in scope i am told. I had 20 folks talk to me about this title, we all agreed it was a poor PC port from a console game and did not allow a huge number of keybinds, many of them hardcoded to what the devs...
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    Origin Boss Says Steam Sales "Cheapen Intellectual Property"

    EA Vice President David DeMartini will soon be looking for a job as more and more manufacturers distance themselves from his insane comments. With all game forums at 99%, (give or take 20% forinternet accurracy) against Origin, and marketers watch this, something is going to give.
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    Zero Punctuation: Diablo 3

    Havent purchased a single blizzard product in over ten years. My last was warcraft 2. The sun outside is great and this review makes the world a slightly happier place. Grin. Sadly my brother is a blizzard fanatic. His wife does keep him in check though.
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    Elder Scrolls MMO Won't Use The Old Republic Engine

    This guy really said this? "In general, a game's engine doesn't really define what kind of content, or even what type of game, you can make,". And this.... "The real factor in stability, graphical awesomeness, and other features is the ability of the programmers and designers that you...
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    Germany Creates Herbicidal Death Ray

    Andy Chalk, the seer of todays tech. This quote will be found sometime after December 26th of this year on a post it memo amongst the burning buildings of civilization. "So to recap: German scientists are working on laser-equipped flying death machines that are capable of deciding for...
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    TERA Review

    Not bold, not new. Three MMO's did this to death already, Tera shows absolutely nothing new. The Chronicles of spellborne was far more interesting and shows just how much Tera copied from that game, combat, runes, etc, etc.
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    Cryptic: Star Trek Online's PVP Sucks

    Remember folks, do not give ideas away for free, complain yes, but do not give developers a free ride by posting some really great ideas on a forum that will not get you paid. Glad to see the devs at cryptic folding about PVP after being told from the start it was crap. I have seen a few...
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    Ocean Marketing Rep Sues Former Employers

    This quote from Jay Crisp on facebook should be a required sig. "It's like watching people from Jersey Shore in a grudge match with literacy." Well done sir.