Bioshock. "We're sorry for making this game so easy a fetus could beat it, and so short that you're taking the exact same amount of time reading this apology as actually beating the game, but we were too busy devising the most forking epic game story ever."
I'm pitted against 2000 Byzantine troops, including but not limited to 2 catapults, 850 city swordsmen, 400 spears and 400 crossbow mercenaries.
This could take a while.
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