Recent content by Grape_Bullion

I'd be a little less cynical if you know... going places not called "Earth" were a priority for nations. We're hardly capable of putting humans into orbit at this point. Mars is a pipe dream.

Total War: Empire was awful at launch, but got better. Rome 2 did not. Console would probably be Bioshock Infinite or Ni No Kuni.

It's TORtanic all over again. Cannot stop laughing.

If anyone born before the year 2050 sincerely thought they were going to see humans on Mars in their lifetime, they deserve a smack in the mouth for being so dumb.

How are people still upset by this? I'd figure by this point you'd be clever enough to use your own intuition and listen to the opinion of people you trust on the matter. Your only arguments against this philosophy is you're too impatient and hyped for something. Or you're still (for some...

Can someone just keep me safe from scary noises in the kitchen and catch some fucking ghosts? Man or woman, I'll love you forever.

Just rename this "Some Bad Movies and a Nerd's Bias". Amazing Spiderman 3 could be objectively perfect and Bob would still shit all over it.

Adventure Time is for scrubs and Cosmic Chef completely agrees with me.

Bob's Bias Against Things Comes Out More: The Review.

Less than surprised at the reactions coming out. Guess I'll just turn to substance abuse again until the next ES comes out...

Game of Thrones getting BLOWN THE FUCK OUT.

The best costume is definitely the one where you don't pay 20 bucks for fucking campaign missions.

I can't decide which is worse, the fact that they want to make it seem like they don't give inflated scores by handing out random and unjustified reviews, or giving quality games low scores under the presumption that if they do, it means they can still be "hard and rough" on triple A titles. I...

Bahahaha, all of these attempts at trying to undo their debacle are so fucking tasty. Hey Microsoft, I have some news. You are fucked beyond what your PR department can try to fix. You had the balls to try to sell your consumers horse shit, and that's probably how your sales are going to look...

Not that surprised really. Gamers are the most immature, uncaring, and unsophisticated consumers of media, ever. For every one guy who would be considered "mature", there are at least two hundred slobs who would gladly take his place in the "let's murder his family" crowd. And for everyone...