Recent content by Graphic Muze

She was taking birth control and it happened anyways, it wasn't like I was trying for one, hence my whole post.

That made me pretty much piss my pants laughing! I would say I would use that, but in my situation it's just not accurate. In a sense I would say you are missing out because the pleasure is INTENSE!

Thnaks a lot guy, it's pretty nerve wracking to think about. It will all be worth it unless I have a daughter =P No offence to any ladies out thurr, I just do not want her to come home one day when she is 16 and say "Daddy I'm pregnant!"

For all of you who do not know me, my name is Chris, I am 21 years old and I have been a long time viewer of the forums but rarely comment for some reason. There have been many crazy things in my life that have happened to me but there is one main event aside from many other shocking discoveries...

I had decided a few months ago to give up facebook because of all the time you supposedly lose browsing and chatting. To start with I do not like most people as I find them to love idiotic things like Jersey Shore, etc. As per my expectation, I am loving not having the social media trend that...

Erase stupidity /thread

This one time, I was getting laid and he decided to bang at the door until i had to stop and get up without finishing, and it ended with me getting punched in the face by some rando and then she left. Worst day ever.

Reading this thread and remembering all the good times you've ever had summarized by people you've never met. PURE WIN!

Facebook and other extra features seem useless for me. Basic multiplayer would seem great at a cheaper price.

VaginerMiner.... Hands Down

This may be interesting, I'm always up for a free game. Add my name into this please.

Best boss music would have to be the Necromancer boss from Castle Crashers, an amazingly entertaining XBLA title. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EFXSF_3Pufo&feature=related

I was walking with my girlfriend, laughing at a joke I had just made at her expense, with food in my mouth and to try to get revenge she stated that i should not put things in my mouth of which i could choke on. I replied with "Yeah, that's why i don't put dick in it".