Recent content by H.S.T

medieval times with THOUSANDS of digital alarm clocks, set them for 2 in the morning... and slip them into everyones bedrooms, they'd have no idea what was going on, or how to turn them off =D

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drunk walking back to my friends house, we were discussing how impossible it was that god existed, we turn down a street, and suddenly the street lights behind us began shutting off, we looked at each other with the same thought "fuck!" and ran, drunk as fucking monkeys to his house. imagine if...

Fry: "Alright! It's Saturday night, I have no date, a two-liter bottle of Shasta and my all-Rush mix tape. Let's rock!" Yes!

PC fanboys, they view themselves as better than everyone else

Oh yeah, Ryu Hyabusa or however you spell it

Monty Python, Blackadder, Ross Noble

The guys from State of Emergency, the guy from SOTC, and anyone from a CoD game thanks to their magical regeneration skills

i once got accused of discrimination against a person in a wheelchair for tipping them out of their chair, but my reason was this, this was a teacher at my school, who for some reason victimised in my lessons and whenever she saw me in a corridor would deliberately try to run me down or...

I think mine was probably "Go queef a salad!" I mean come on, MAKE AN EFFORT!

Drink beer and listen to "My Immortal" being read aloud by three Scottish guys called LRMreading, its lol.

Edward Cullen's the guy from that movie "Twilight" Never seen it, gf's obsessed, may watch it for the sake of my sex life.

I learnt that this country is... old?

Whoever the hell it is Will Smith played in "Seven Pounds" I hope he dies painfully, oh wait...

God I'd have to say it was "State of Emergency" for the PS2, violence en masse