Recent content by Hammer_Wizard

Recommended Videos
  1. Hammer_Wizard

    BioWare Wants Fan Input on Sexy Anime-Style Mass Effect Statue

    Face of child, body of porn star. Anime is like a reverse Midas, whatever it touches turns to lead. :P
  2. Hammer_Wizard

    Valve Considering Mobile Steam Features

    I read the topic as "Valve Considering Mobile Steam Fortress" so I was a bit disappointed when I clicked it. Otherwise, sure, mobile features will be awesome addition to steam.
  3. Hammer_Wizard

    Trailers: Guild Wars 2 Thief Skills

    Looks so much better than Diablo 3's Demon Hunter, Blizzard really should be taking notes on how to be cheesy AND cool.
  4. Hammer_Wizard

    Blizzard Has No Clue How StarCraft II Will End

    They knew how it was going to end, but they got sideswiped by questioners at Blizzcon criticizing the direction the story was taking. They are reevaluating the rest of the story now. They say "We don't know how its going to end" because that's better (for them) than admitting "Our story was...
  5. Hammer_Wizard

    Zero Punctuation: Metroid Other M

    Ugh, MovieBobs review was the worst kind. Everybody needs to stop lampshading attacking a strawman as though that makes it alright. It never does. And he up and insulted people that criticized the game, calling them racists and japanophobes. The criticisms levied against the story are legitimate...
  6. Hammer_Wizard

    Red Dead Revival?

    No Blazing Saddles?! Well, I suppose they have to watch all those other ones before a comedy.
  7. Hammer_Wizard

    Stardock Faces Layoffs Due to Poor Elemental Launch

    Maybe they should have a second release on Steam so they put it on a platform people know about and use. Who is the company that owns Impulse anyway? they must be doing badly if Stardock is having so much trouble on it.
  8. Hammer_Wizard

    Stardock Calls Elemental: War of Magic a Complete "Fail"

    I haven't heard anything about this game. Is it on Steam?
  9. Hammer_Wizard

    Cryptic Undecided On Neverwinter's Payment Model

    You know, I think they have Bill Roper on staff (it may have changed, I dunno) but old bill was apart of another game where the payment methodology was undecided. Hellgate: London, anyone? Pick a payment model and make sure everyone knows it early. They should stop faffing about and decide already.
  10. Hammer_Wizard

    Valve Would "Love" to Put Steam on 360s

    It's stuff like this that tells me Gabe Newell is a master when it comes to getting his way. I mean, he stonewalled Sony until they gave in, EA practically has to beg to carry their games, and nearly all of PC gaming goes through them. Gabe is a flipping badass.
  11. Hammer_Wizard

    Privates: The Gameplay Trailer You Dare Not Touch

    This is the game that every grade school boy says he is going to make some day. Here it is, it is happening!
  12. Hammer_Wizard

    Will Swanky Goggles Get You to Play Fallen Earth?

    The goggles do nothing for me. Although I never heard about this game before, so I guess it cant hurt to look.
  13. Hammer_Wizard

    Pachter Supports Ubisoft DRM

    All Michael Pachter quotes. I am constantly amazed every time I see anyone ask him his opinion. It is less reliable than a coin flip.
  14. Hammer_Wizard

    Ubisoft's Teen Actor Murder Simulator Due in June

    I think it is supposedly to be a game similar to the "The Ship". http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Ship_%28video_game%29
  15. Hammer_Wizard

    PAX East 2010: This Is Your Dungeons & Dragons Online on Airships

    I am not a fan of the game, but this is pretty awesome sounding. I may check it out time permitting.