Recent content by HaMSt3rBoT

CANNOT RESIST, TIME TO DO SOME TOP GEAR FARMING. Bet that wasn't a coincidental pick for that tractor montage.

People keep pushing the fact that this is a dick move by Bethesda, but as far as I heard in one of the Escapist podcasts on the same subject, US law dictates that if they haven't got a history, WIN OR LOSE, of defending their copyright where ever they can, it would be near impossible to defend...

Post edited. But seriously, I'm sick and tired of this having to be forced into every facet of daily living.

STREAMLINING is good, eh? Well it certainly didn't help Dungeon Siege III imo... >A>

It does irk me to no end but I keep in mind that everyone with access to the internet and sites I frequent aren't fluent in English, or AT ALL, for that matter, so the literary skills of people on the internet isn't THAT much of an issue to me. Unless it's a person CONSTANTLY talking in of those...

Lessee if I'm going to be the next chef special, or heir to Serious Sam (incidentally my surname is Samuel). To my right... Concept sketches for my next commission... At least it's an A3 notebook. Hefty cover too. To my left... Shoes. Erm............. Might as well get a running start...

Exactly, especially since in comedies Futurama and Monty Python, the writers are fully aware of this, and INTENTIONALLY try to take advantage of the fact that you're going "WHAT THE SHIT?" when it transpires.

Duke, there's a new King to hail to, baby! Serious Sam is Duke's badass uncle with an eyepatch and a cigar, who smacks him across the knuckles with a brick every time he whimpers. To me, Duke is just a Rugby player-physique'd player with a gun. And more proof that Sam is king, is the fact that...

Personally, I think remakes should be of the other end of the scale. Good games already made their mark and received its high praise, and living up to the original's stature, while attempting to be innovative with a classic iteration without alienating fans, is a challenge, so there's a...

XD I really had to try not to laugh when I read that. Personally, MW2's campaign left me unimpressed and unsatisfied. A game that tried to plaster the spectacle factor across a rather frail and fragmented story. Enjoyed the multiplayer with my mates to well over 400 hours, but never picked...

Well, the graphical power contained in either console is roughly equivalent to an nVidia Geforce GTS 250/ATI Radeon 4950. But you're right, neither these cards were released until 2008. But that is the plight of the next-gen console, if they can't stay atleast 3 or so years ahead of the curb...

People raging about exclusive going cross-platform, just THIS. Things NEVER said on the internet: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MardGP3vN6U Sarge: "You know that video-game that's exclusive to the video-game console you play? I just read they're making a version for the video-game...

In my opinion, this is one of Yahtzee's less professional criticisms, rather rushed, rather agitated. Usually he's much more observant, calculated and clear with his critique style. I'm currently playing TW2, and enjoying it quite a bit even though as usual I do agree with him on most of the...

Ditto... I loved the original F.E.A.R, but this one just doesn't look as good as a game in this day and age should be. Graphically, aesthetically, and by way of plot. I feel this is going to be a let down. I can't get over how bad it looks for something slanted for release in 2011.

Not another oneee... Wasn't homefront enough screen time? GET OUT OF MY GAMES, AMERICA. Or New York at least. You've had your spotlight. And you tore it off it's hinges. And ate it. I know they have a story to complete, but please let this be the last! Then again, I won't be buying it...