Recent content by HappyDD

I've said it before, I'll say it again: MB, you are the man.

This poor bastard just doesn't know when to quit.

Hey guys, check it out, "Alexander Dumbass".

How is saying "That chick is hot" creepy? The word "creepy" has been used to describe everything from hiding in the bushes naked except for a trenchcoat to accidentally touching someone's hand while you both reached for the sugar at the same time at a coffee shop. I think the quote about the...

Same, I actually said "Whoa!"

My thoughts exactly. Now I am running through the songs of that movie in my head and the workday will never be the same.

It took me a few minutes to get this one, damn that's good... But probably cause I watched it days later.

ME-LEE!

Root, you're making some great points, but can you explain the Starbucks comment? Are you saying that, similar to FPS shooters, Starbucks is so ubiquitous we don't have other forms of hot beverages able to develop since they are squashed by Starbucks upon start-up? If Starbucks turns bad we...

Percocets make people do crazy crazy things. I have heard stories about people pretending to have cancer treatment in a neighboring state/city/province/geographical unit and then go to all the hospitals in the area trying to get the narcotic. The thing is, they really look like they are a cancer...

Genie would eat me.

Well said

Things like this happen all the time: For every Happy Meal you buy, $1 goes to kids (or something) is never considered an outrage. McDonald's is huge and could afford to help kids without my purchase of Happy Meals... The deal is that this is a shocking once-in-a-lifetime disaster, and yes it is...

Since when did bread-related activities get so popular? Like, I just ate some toast, but these guys are hardcore breadies.

Why are there so many swears! I thought Bioshock stood for fun and adventure, not swears! Boo to you Levine, you and your two quotable f-bombz.