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I had a dream where I shared a hospice room with William Shatner, who then morphed into Santa Clause and left. Then, same night, I had another dream that I was a spy in an enemy base. I grappled my way up to an air vent where I was grabbed by that weird coffin-shaped transporter thing in...

Yeah dude. I played Fable two a while back and I kept accidentally using will in the town until everyone was afraid of me, but people still wanted to marry me. I didn't mind.

Billy Hatcher, Billy Hatcher, Billy Hatcher, Luigi's Mansion, Billy Hatcher, Billy Hatcher, Billy Hatcher, Pikmen 1 and 2, Billy Hatcher, Billy Hatcher, Billy Hatcher, Super Mario Sunshine (but you're already getting that so...), and BILLY. GODDAMN. HATCHER.

I don't think the second coming could be a sequel. Maybe a spiritual successor, but not a direct sequel.

Prototype: SpiderMan 2 on meth.

I am my username: I am a fork. Without muscles or any way of movement I would be trapped forever, repeating the endless cycles of entering the human mouth and the searing pain of the dishwasher. I would eventually build up a tolerance and even acceptance. I may even become... happy... for fear...

Scribblenauts. For the same reason you chose GMod, but with cuter graphics. Also anything with a save or respawn engine.

Do you mean which is more likely to happen or which would be more dangerous? Robot uprising is just a matter of malignant code spread out across whatever connection they form. But we can easily take them out with a few well-placed EMP blasts. Zombies, at least to the extent of my research...

Brave or vigilant. Wow, that's waaay off.

Hello, soulmate. Correct me if I'm wrong, but that's a Discworld reference, is it not?

Please explain how someone would think this. Also I recently learned the word "fop" so I've been trying to squeeze that in here and there. I use others that I can't remember right now, too.

Well if I was going to die either way, obviously. Even more so since fighting is the only way to have a chance at staying alive. I have a road trip to go on the very next year. Also, where's the starting location? I haven't heard that part.

I want to do that. How do I do that?

Haha, I see what you did there. Of course it would make a sound if Noone was there to hear it. I don't think Noone is death. Well, I can't say that. I don't really know who Noone is. Even if he was deaf, it would still make a sound, scientifically. I hope that tree fell on Noone...

If said person was male, we would probably be the best of friends. We would go out to public places and cause havoc and mayhem. If said person was female, I would actually consider an emotionally invested relationship with said person.