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This basically sums up my argument. If you say that fitting a role is what makes an RPG, then you can make an argument that pretty much ANY game is an RPG; in Halo 3 you ARE Master Chief, in Super Mario Brothers you ARE Mario, just as you FIT INTO THE ROLE of the protaganist in any game. The...

Hmm... Possibly my painting/ relief sculpture of a stylized ibex. Rearing. And breathing fire. It's a goat. Breathing fire. I love it.

It would depend on the game. I would play it first to make sure it was acceptable, unless it was something like "Mr. Huggles Fun Cotton-Candy AdventureLand." If the violence is obviously simulated, then I guess it's fine any age over 8 (I'm talking Halo simulated, not Mario. Mario's good at any...

Hmm... Far too many things... A turian (I think that they are strangely cuddly... Plus they have awesome spikeys. And if I was a turian I would finally find out how the hell the female turians look!) European-version Dragon Pretty much any were-creature, preferably werewolf or weretiger A...

It's already been said twice, but I highly, HIGHLY recommend Supernatural. It follows two brothers as they travel the U.S. killing every paranormal creature you can possibly imagine. They also keep fairly accurate to the legends, so if you are a mythology buff like me, it isn't a painful...

I get this with my little brother a lot. It depends to what extent his disrespect goes to. If he's just whining about doing a chore, just lightly remind him that you all have to help and such. Ask him to do it as a favor to you. Treat him like an adult. If he keeps complaining or outright...

I kinda get the jaw thing. Tis manly and GRAH! (that was a man-sound) Personally, I like eyes that are expressive, like I can tell if he's pissed at me without having to ask, or if he's simply happy... Also, kinda strange, but hair is a huge factor for me. I love to play with guys' hair...

Next time, set up a time system beforehand. I used to do this with my little brother when negotiating for time on the internet. If he pays for most of the game, then he gets first play and gets, say, 4 hours. Then you get 2. Then he gets another 4. Then you get 2, then he gets two and you two...

"It's a-me, Mario!" When he said this I almost chucked the control at the screen. Damn you, Nintendo, invading my stabby-stabby game! First Day, they come and catch everyone. Second Day, they beat us and eat some for meat. Third Day, the men are all gnawed on again. Fourth Day, we wait and...

Pretty much every time I watch a cutscene for a game, including those I adore (for example, Mass Effect) And I've gotten thrown out of a theater for having a running commentary on a movie... In my defense, the theater was practically empty! And it was Twilight! I went with a group of friends...

Probably bears, because I adore bears and if it mauled me, at least I would die cuddling a cute, fuzzy creature. I also like sharks, but they can bite with 800 lbs of pressure per square inch, which means say good-bye to your limbs. And then they go into a frenzy, which would not be fun...

I would love having a clone... maybe I could convince said clone that THEY want to go to class for me and deal with annoying people and make phone calls that I don't want to bother with... And we could commit bank robberies and fraud... Wait, how would I hide her in my titchy room...

I use "the" because it's simply the way I've been taught, and all the books I've read use it, so it's simply been cemented into my language.

I like (love) him because he doesn't shy away from talking about a game's bad points, whereas most other reviewers spend a full page of writing talking about how pretty it is, then the last sentance is combatbrokennopersonalitynostory, bye! Sometimes he goes overboard, and there are some of his...

In the end, it's the personality that matters to me, but everyone has their standards of beauty. Mine is male, six foot or taller (I'm short, so tall people fascinate me), Black or dark brown hair, preferably dark eyes (but other colors are fine), vaguely asiatic features, muscular but not...