Recent content by hassang

Surprised he didn't try reviewing all three versions, as the Wii one is really better in terms of storyline and originality, as well as combat and platform...Heck, there was even 2D sections!...He probably assumed there would be waggle...Oh well, not the first time a good game doesn't get chewed...

As much as I hate to go back to the original topic(Sarcasmlol), Coded was one of the worst Kingdom Hearts games. Seriously. Try looking at some footage on Youtube. Now, apparently, the graphics are being remade for the DS, so it won't be as 2D-ish as on the Japanese Super phones, but...

Turns out, the new KH game wasn't Re:Coded after all. It's Kingdom Hearts 3!...DS...So they're making some new game for the 3DS, either a remake or another sequel. All we have so far is three screenshots, and a really, really weirdass intro. http://au.ds.ign.com/articles/109/1098342p1.html...

Replayed it again, and I do believe the UFO ending makes the entire game worth it. It's just too funny(that is if you know the story, since it only appears on a second and + playthrough). Though some people here are suggesting that's already in the game...For example, when running from the...

Well that was better than expected.Thought it was in for a bashing... Personally, I did find some parts creepy, like the car in the river and the Endless Otherworld maze (and "I love my Daddy!*99999999")....also, wasn't anyone else freaked out by the little girl/static/ghost screaming whenever...

Sort of disappointed by this review...There were a lot of issues that weren't addressed, but that happens from time to time... Though I'd like to mention that the overworld map is great, you never have to pay for ranking missions(but the sidejobs are also awesome!).Apparently, the scorpion...

Wha....Uh..hm... What in the world could have given the idea to the creator to make this?It's so insane,I might search it...if it weren't for the bunch of prepubescent girls. Still,it's great for laughs,gotta see it again sometime.

I usually load up a game of No More Heroes and go through one level.1 boss a day keeps the mooks away. Other than that,I enjoy what few railshooters I have(Resident Evil,House of the Dead,Dead Space Extraction).They make for good distractions. Otherwise,I plug in my PS2 and play some missions...

Can't seem to get those last five points... Anyways,great game!I really used to like those text based games in the 80/90s,so this is a great tribute!I know it's late,but great job!

Let's see: The ending to Prince of Persia Sands of Time sort of got me sad,but not more than that. The endings to Kingdom Hearts 1 and 2,did make me cry...When you're young,you expect Disney to reward you with a happily ever after after killing the villain,right?Well,not Square Enix...

This game really is under appreciated... I know some people don't like Rail Shooters,but there's a lot of people who still do. As for the M rated issue...well,that's been discussed many times around here. But the game is good.It's innovative for a Rail shooter,has a thick and well written...

2Crude dudes, a game for the genesis... I dont understand how wearing a torn jacket,drinking soda for health, and beating up mutants makes you crude...wait it actually does...

Elevator Action. Yet its a game about a spy who infiltrates a building and tries to find documents while avoiding and fighting guards...dont see much elevators in action...